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Un embarras de choix by anatsuno for jedusaur
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Marvel Comics)
29 Nov 2025
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— Mais c’est un souci médical ? demande Clint en gigotant, inconfortable. Est-ce qu’il faut qu’on fasse venir un docteur ?
Bucky soupire.
— Je t’avais prévenu.
— T’as dit qu’il durait longtemps ! Longtemps c’est genre, un quart d’heure !
— J’ai dit qu’il durait vraiment longtemps, et j’ai fait un effort sérieux pour clarifier ce que je voulais dire par là. C’est toi qui pouvais pas attendre trois secondes de plus pour t’empaler sur ma bite.
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t'as rien entendu by anatsuno for jedusaur
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkman (Comics)
16 Mar 2025
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Clint attrape le mug et essaye de boire à l’envers. Ça marche plus ou moins, c’est-à-dire qu’une partie du café lui coule effectivement dans la bouche, mais une autre lui coule aussi dans le nez et le fait éternuer-tousser-cracher.
Bucky récupère le mug, lui tend un mouchoir en papier.
— Un bon tuyau : si jamais tu veux éviter que ça m’excite de t’écouter, fais exactement ce bruit-là et je te promets que je me désintéresserai complètement de ce qui se passe.
Clint dégringole par terre en se mouchant, vidant son nez de café dans le kleenex.
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a very long engorgement by jedusaur
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics)
12 Apr 2023
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"Is it a medical condition?" Clint demands, squirming uncomfortably. "Do we need to get a doctor in here to do something about it?"
Bucky sighs. "I did warn you."
"You said it lasted a long time! A long time is, like, fifteen minutes!"
"I said it lasted a really long time. And I made a good-faith effort to clarify what I meant by that, you were the one who couldn't wait another five seconds to get my dick in you." Bucky grabs Clint's hip in exasperation. "Would you quit wriggling? It'll go down when it goes down, you can't deflate it with your sphincter."
"I can do anything I put my mind to, Steve said," Clint grumbles.
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Clint stares down the lat pulldown machine. He's not blinking first.
"You're being a dumbass," Kate informs him. "Cross-training is not a sacrifice of your core values as a human being."
"No, just a sacrifice of my core values as a real-ass bitch." Clint casts a scornful glance into the wall of mirrors reflecting the free weights area. "Look at these guys. Fucking robots. Insert protein powder, excrete reps. I will bite a cyanide capsule before I become one of them."
Kate rolls her eyes. "Oh yeah, neck pain and headaches are super badass. You're so cool, when I grow up I wanna develop a severe muscle imbalance just like you."
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Jamie stops for coffee and successfully kisses every person there, which doesn't happen often. He's not one of those nerds who track their numbers, but usually in a public space there are a few who aren't up for it. Today the place is packed with customers, and he lands every single one plus the baristas. Legend.
It's a sign, he decides. Today is the day he finds his bond.
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- Part 1 of checkverse
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you didn't hear that by jedusaur
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics)
23 Jun 2022
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Clint grabs his mug and tries to drink from it upside down. It sort of works, in that some of the coffee does get into his mouth, but some of it also gets in his nose and makes him snort-cough-splutter.
Bucky rescues the mug, hands him a tissue, and says, "Hot tip: if you ever want me not to get off listening to you, just make that exact noise again and I promise I will lose interest entirely."
Clint tumbles off the couch onto the floor, blowing coffee out of his nose into the tissue. "But like," he says, emerging with damp eyes and streaming nostrils. "There's interest otherwise? When I'm not pouring coffee into the wrong orifices?"
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What did it say about Ronan, that the safest he ever felt was when he lay curled up with a dead boy?
(AKA, Ronan and Noah watch a movie. With sexy results. For Czernsgiving Day 1: i was more/make do with less/if i were alive)
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- Part 1 of czernsgiving 2019
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“Proko.” He barks, uncharacteristically loud. “I swear to fucking God, if you don’t shut the fuck up—“ Proko leers at him, all stuck-out ears and invisible white eyebrows and a zit on his chin, licking his lips theatrically.
“You gonna do something about me, J?” He purrs, and not for the first time Jiang wishes he’d gone to fucking Shattuck instead of ending up at Aglionby with Proko as his d-partner.
“Murder.” He says grimly, and then goes to beg their manager for a fistful of Tylenol.
(AKA, Jiang suffers eternally, plays hockey, and is fed up by everyone and everything. With sexy results.)
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[Podfic] Two-On-One by RsCreighton
Fandoms: Hockey RPF, Bandom, Panic! at the Disco, The Young Veins
03 Jun 2017
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Ryan Ross gets double-teamed by Mike Richards and Jeff Carter. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. *hands*
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- Part 3 of Four Year Podversary Podfics
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“You should stay with me,” Claude blurts out. Danny just looks at him expectantly, already retracting his hand from the phone, waiting for the inevitable “Or Crosby will stand in front of my door again”.
But there’s nothing, just Claude clenching his jaw, and Danny wants to ask so badly. He’s never let himself dream, but now Claude is telling him to stay, and Danny can’t smother the hope that’s rising in him like a blue flame.
(Three relationships that changed Claude's life. Friendship, sex, love.)
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TRASHDRAGON RISING by Pax for bienenalster (pinkspider)
Fandoms: Check Please! (Webcomic)
23 Mar 2015
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A totally serious Kent Parson fanmix for the glitter-strewn trashpile in your life.
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“I am telling you that I can get a girl on the fence about coming home with me to agree after I’ve kissed her. I am a fucking master.”
“You are so full of shit,” Jonny says, rubbing at his forehead.
Sometimes you just need these ego-defense mechanisms to justify making out with your teammate.
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"Quit freaking out," Kaner says, breath hot in Jonny's ear. "We're both chicks right now, nothing gay about that."
"Do you even listen to yourself?" Jonny mutters.
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- Part 1 of find myself and what i became
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Johnny wants Patrick, the only problem is Patrick wants more.
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- Part 1 of Hockey Boys In Love are Stupid
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The problem with hanging out with Lochte is that everyone starts to believe that Michael is somehow responsible for handling all of Lochte’s weirdness and assorted douchery - yeah, some of his own too, whatever - so Michael keeps getting pulled aside and told to make Lochte stop using Atlantis’ preference for his gene to turn the eastern conference room into a club, complete with strobe light and hip-bumping beats.
(The Swimming RPF SGA AU)
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Five Times Jonny Noticed Kaner and One Time Kaner Noticed Her Back
“I mean it, Tazer baby. We’re gonna show those boys how it’s done.”
And Jonny looked her up and down one more time, before reaching out to tug a few curls into place, flicking her on the nose once for good measure.
“We always do,” she said, and her gaze was locked on Kaner’s and Kaner felt like she could take over the entire world.
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get a ring on that finger (before you gotta get down) by stepquietly for esperante
Fandoms: Go Goa Gone, Bollywood Movies
06 Oct 2013
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Luv sits up and tries to focus on the TV which is currently playing a re-run of Lamhe. He huffs out a sigh and slouches down as Sridevi jilts Anil Kapoor for some random guy at a funeral.
“Aisa hi hota hain, man,” he reassures the devastated image of Anil Kapoor, “yeh ladkiyaan, you can’t trust them at all.”
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Patrick gets back from Switzerland and lets Jonny reclaim some territory.
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Kaner walks in on his two best friends and for some reason he decides not to walk back out. Starring: possible actual sex god Patrick Sharp, Captain Seriously into being tied up, and a Kaner who never says no (just like the real thing!)
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What happens in Switzerland stays in Switzerland.
(Or, Nick gets horny in Switzerland and Tyler helps him out. For the good of the team.)