20 Works in Cunk on Britain (TV)
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MULTIGRAM - The Multi-Fandom Prison Project by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: MILGRAM (Music Videos), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Five Nights at Freddy's, Taylor Swift (Musician), OMORI (Video Game), Motherland (UK TV 2016), BrainPOP, The Play That Goes Wrong Series - Lewis & Sayer & Shields, The Goes Wrong Show (TV 2019), Class of '09 (Visual Novel), プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game), Vocaloid
24 Jun 2025
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put 10 different characters from 10 different places, put them in a prison, and what do you get? whatever the fuck this is i guess
i dont know what the hell im doing
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- Part 1 of MULTIGRAM
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Charlie Brooker's Alien Stage / Cunk on Alien Stage by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe, Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Alien Stage (Web Series), Cunk and Other Humans on 2019
30 Mar 2025
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The crew on site for Cunk on Life are stunned after Philomena Cunk gets abducted by aliens. But this isn't about them, they clearly didn't give a fuck as the well-timed abduction still made it into the final cut, this is about what happened to Philomena afterward. And what happened to Barry Shitpeas after the Antiviral Wipe. And everyone else.
Welcome to ALIEN STAGE.
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Cunk on the Magnus Institute by loveisaruthlessgame
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
16 Feb 2025
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Jon arrives at the Institute one morning to find out he’s going to be interviewed for TV. He’s not thrilled about it, but he has no idea just how awkward it’s going to get.
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Cunk on Magic by rubyofkukundu
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell & Related Fandoms, Cunk on Britain (TV)
07 Feb 2025
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Join award-winning broadcaster Philomena Cunk as she delves deeply into the depths of English Magic.
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Philomena Cunk v. Lord Voldemort by Frostberry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Cunk on Britain (TV), Cunk on Earth (TV)
26 Jan 2025
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News clippings from Britain's most famous Wizarding Journalist, Philomena Cunk, on how she accidentally saved Britain from Lord Voldemort’s reign of terror.
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Are Vampires Mammals or Reptiles? by AlyssHarte
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
05 Dec 2024
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In which Philomena Cunk interviews Lestat de Lioncourt about his new book, The Vampire Lestat. Written in transcript format.
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Cunk on VIP by L_Mop
Fandoms: Very Important People - Dropout.tv (Web Series), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
24 Oct 2024
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Vic Michaelis arrives at the studio for another edition of their show, Very Important People.
Today's guest has other ideas.
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Cunk on Kingdom by ElCid
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Kingdom Hearts (Video Games)
13 Sep 2024
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Award-winning documentarian Philomena Cunk is traversing the towns and busting up the beaches to uncover the hidden truths hiding in the darkness. Except for those bits in the corner with all the cobwebs. A satire in the vein of the world-renowned comedy show.
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Cunk on Nations by The_Ghost_Who_Writes
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
09 Sep 2024
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The BBC interviewer, Philomena Cunk, is meeting with the many Nations of the world
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Cunk on SEKAI by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game), Cunk on Britain (TV), Cunk on Earth (TV)
20 Jun 2024
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After a long day of recording, Philomena wants to go back home and sleep. But to her dismay, a surprise was waiting for her on her phone for the next 5 days.
Takes place directly after Cunk on Earth. (september 2022)
aka philomena cunk becomes a band member, an idol, a regular at a cafe, an actor, and a therapist all within a week because of hatsune miku
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i'll take a side order of a 48 year old comedy woman from bolton, please by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Elliott From Earth (Cartoon), Motherland (UK TV 2016), Splatoon, After Life (TV 2019)
18 Apr 2024
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this is literally just side order splatoon but with diane morgan characters lmao
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Cunk on Hunger Games by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
23 Oct 2023
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The presenter leans in, “Why the Hunger Games? Why not, say, a dating show or a quiz show or something with a less… dangerous premise?”
“Well, it was the biggest one, for starters, and you know what Jesus said, go big or go home.”
“I don’t think Jesus has ever said that,” the presenter says.
“Really?” Cunk says, bewildered.
“Probably definitely,” the presenter tells her, visible pain in his expression.
Or; Philomena Cunk participates in the Hunger Games. Everybody suffers.
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- Part 1 of Random One-off Fandom One-shots
- Part 4 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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Philomena knew so much about him. Mostly because he never shut up.
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Cunk on Roys by latins_lacuna, unbelievable_unstoppable
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018), Cunk on Britain (TV), Cunk on Earth (TV)
02 Jun 2023
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Philomena Cunk interviews the Roys (and Tom).
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let me just tie my shoelace real quick (tie the pain away) by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
08 May 2023
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[ Who are you? Who am I? Vaguely, I tried coming up with the answers. ]
Philomena Cunk has to deal with her emotions, her identity, and her hatred of her parents, while also trying to be herself.
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Philomena Cunk goes to sleep. But unknowingly, someone was awaiting her in her dream. Someone quite familiar…
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Cunk on Time by TheSaddleman
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Cunk on Britain (TV), Cunk on Earth (TV)
29 Mar 2023
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Clara Oswald tells the Twelfth Doctor about a bizarre interview she endures by an equally bizarre BBC documentary host, who feels somehow familiar to the Time Lord.
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Cunk On Borderlands by AldiParmesan
Fandoms: 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
28 Mar 2023
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“Bit chilly, innit?”
Chishiya jumped. He hadn’t noticed anyone following him, too fixated on the game, not noticing as a woman had joined him. She was a westerner, speaking with a thick English accent, and a sort of look on her face like a very self-assured goldfish.
“‘Ave you noticed that people are dying down there?” the woman asked. “At first I thought it was just a bunch of weirdos playing tag because they thought they were twelve or something, but that woman down there is definitely dead. You can see her brains and everything!”
Ah, so she was new. To her credit, she was awfully calm about it.
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Philomena Cunk, from hit documentary Cunk On Britain, finds herself in the Borderlands. Is she escaping the Borderlands, or is the Borderlands escaping her?
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Philomena Cunk would totally slay in the Borderlands
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philomena cunk breaks up with her boyfriend, and proceeds to get absolutely smashed with her best friend.
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A Brief History of Exy According to Philomena Cunk by nebulousviolet for rickyrauk
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, Philomena Cunk (BBC)
09 Jan 2023
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Breakout documentary* star Philomena Cunk takes on the violent world of exy for the sport's thirtieth anniversary, featuring exclusive interviews from Kevin Day, David Wymack, Dan Wilds, and MORE!
(*Outcome of court case still pending.)