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Sunk Cost, and Why it's a Fallacy by BreathlessK
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
12 Sep 2025
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Kyra's worked hard all her life to uphold masks, and the masks have come to define her as much as what lays beneath them. The arrival of the Affini is stripping away her identity piece by piece, so who gets left behind? No one, not in the Compact. Especially not a seedling sprout, trying so hard to cling to what she's been that she's afraid of what she could be.
Gaillardia has loved and lost many florets, and each holds a dear place in her core. The most recent parting was especially bittersweet, and she's a little apprehensive to accept another. But an Affini's very nature is to flower, and something about this particular sprout is beckoning her to love and risk loss once more.
(Hello friends and admirers of benevolent plant aliens, I'm working through some stuff and this is the platform I've chosen to do it. Please note the tags and even title may change as/if I continue to add to this, and I've rated it explicit despite lack of such content so far because I'm not sure whether or not it will veer in that direction. I'm also happy to add new tags, if anyone feels I've missed anything. Thanks folks, happy reading!)
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A bloodthirsty pirate captain and her brainwashed guard dog are captured by an Affini who is very excited to have two new dolls for her doll house.
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This story starts with our mc Michael Arkson as he tries to survive after the Affini defeated the Terra Accord.
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A catastrophic engine detonation forces the jaded and exhausted Terran Cosmic Navy Admiral Kara Olana to surrender her ship to the Affini Compact after 14 months of running. Admiral Kara has no idea what to expect from her captors, but never could have predicted that the Affini captain would be a secret fangirl of hers, nor that she had a secret admirer among her own crew. Can the world-weary Admiral find the happiness she has never known she should want from life in her new companions?
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The Affini arrive at a young man's planet and neighborhood, somewhere in the year 2025.
Regardless, they do what they usually do. Make things better for human life and take some pets in the process.
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- English
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- 912
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
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I wish I met you sooner by NicolaJohnson, Registered_Cryptid
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
13 Aug 2025
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Unlikely romance between a feralist and a floret where one side was only SLIGHTLY forced into it against her will. The cutest non consensual love story you will ever see.
Read as a feralist puritan girl Samantha is forced to grapple with new feelings that she was forced to have and how her floret date Molly finds it all very very funny.
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- Part 2 of Nicola's and Cryptid's HDG continuity
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What happens when an emotionally-closed seed with nowhere else to go defects from the resistance and is paired with a hopeless romantic Affini that believes in domestication by love?
My first work in GlitchyRobo's Human Domestication Guide universe, originally based off a daydream I had in the shower.
Special thanks to Nekol_Knight for helping me get a handle on the universe!
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Before Tajiri Usagi knew she was a girl, he knew he was a rabbit.
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- English
- Words:
- 2,285
- Chapters:
- 1/3
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- 17
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Collars & Control: Home Videos - Florn Gone Wrong by SpottedDahlias
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
07 Aug 2025
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Renne has the bright idea to film her Affini playing with her pinnate and make some amateur florn out of it. Calderia Frostadder, Eighth Bloom, needs no excuse at all to turn one of her florets into a purring, moaning mess. Violet doesn't get a say in the matter, but she does get plenty of ear scratches and a chance to beg for what she really wants.
This story is told from the perspective of Renne's camera as she films what happens in front of her, and maybe gets a closer peek at the action than she intended.
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A floret affini explains her domestication story.
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The Hardcore Floret's Cut by Destinylust
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide, Original Work
30 Jul 2025
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Stranded with a handful of coworkers on an empty planet, Iyla Kaziev was cut off from any sort of communication very early on in the invasion of Terran space. Now she's left with a whole lot of strangers, a lot of time alone, and only the earliest rumors of what the Affini are capable of.
So of course, she spends her free time writing horribly inaccurate smut about the Affini, hoping one day someone will give her a real life again.
This series I've got planned features loosely connected smut vignettes and meta-narrative entries that will feature their own story. The smut is NON CANON and is full of really fucked up horrible behavior that the Affini would never actually do. The meta-narrative is canon and will feature actual representation of Affini and florets.
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After a 14-hour shift guarding her post on a Terran Accord Light Cruiser, Senna takes some time to read a romance novel and tell her after-work-hallucination-friend about it. This new friend might not be a hallucination, however.
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Lemonade and Snuggles by Elliecatts, tjhexf
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
17 Jul 2025
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After a failed hookup the previous night, the Independent terran sophont, Adora has just about given up. The apparent happiness of her sister and friends only makes it worse. What's wrong with her? why can't she enjoy sex like other people? A chance encounter at a local lemonade cafe may just provide the answers (and the family) she needs.
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Oneshot hdg smut i wrote. Enjoy!!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 544
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 16
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In 2550, Terra is unsafe. Two hundred years ago, before they had even discovered jump drives, the various Terran polities did their level best to wipe the species from the map. Luckily, they failed.
As the Rinan Cotyledon program enters its final phase, a Neoxenoarcheology scoutship picks up a signal: human radio. Without wasting a moment, the Affini aboard race to find the adorable species responsible, only to discover that it may be too late.
When the last remaining Terrans must evacute the only home their species has ever known, how will they cope with the loss of art? History? Connection to the land?
And how will a community who had already lost all of those things adapt to having to lose them again?
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Sam was as well-adapted to Compact life as any other Sophont. She went to not-work every day, (Affini Compact didn't like her calling it work) had normal hobbies, enjoyed Compact food. Really, she was just another independant who happened to like her old job as a flight attendant. Just because she was growing friendly with a regular Affini passenger didn't mean anything, right?
Pangea was quite busy, even by Affini standards, but not busy enough to ignore her draw towards that adorable flight attendant she'd met on a work trip. The little thing had simply been adorable, and it wasn't like delaying her flights by a few hours or sometimes a day or two would be a big loss in the grand scheme of things. Her work was hardly urgent, but her time with the flightless bird was a precious commodity she didn't wish to miss out on.
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Scenes from a Domesticated Universe by Alcyius
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
26 Jun 2025
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A collection of short stories and vignettes set in GlitchyRobo's Human Domestication Guide setting.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 985
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 15
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An affini scout ship receives an encoded distress signal from what was thought to be an empty sector.
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My Kingdom for a Throne by AshInBloom for Stimulacrum
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide
19 Jun 2025
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This world wasn't built for you. The streets are cracked, the shelves are too high, the people are too quick to assume. You’ve learned to survive without kindness, without relying on anybody else, to protect your pride like it’s the only thing you have left. Because soon, it will be. But then... everything changes. And in the wake of the chaos, you're offered something different than the pity you've come to expect. After all, it’s only natural for a princess to accept help.
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- Part 22 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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After going slightly too far in disobeying her Affini, Jada Akolai, Third Floret's speech is relegated to one chosen voice line per day. Jada must learn to adapt to this new restriction or suffer a lifetime trapped in her own mind.
A companion piece to Floret, Cut. Updates daily (I hope).