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    “Do you wanna fuck me? Or is that too much for you? Oh, I know, you can easily shut me up.” Phoenix successfully backed Edgeworth into the edge of the couch. He reached forward, lightly touching the man’s growing erection. “You want this, don’t you? You wouldn’t be reacting this way if you didn’t.”

    “Wright…”

    “If you’re gonna try acting like my sugar daddy,” he murmured, looking up to him through his lashes, “at least let me do my part.”

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    James Potter has always been too loud, too reckless, too easy to read. Regulus Black prides himself on being the opposite.

    When an argument, a badly timed joke, and a broom cupboard force them into close quarters, neither of them expects it to end with a kiss. It’s impulsive and stolen and over far too quickly—but it leaves something sharp and unfinished between them.

    Afterward, nothing fits the way it used to. Glances linger too long, words come out wrong, and the space between them feels heavier than the cupboard ever did. Regulus pulls away, determined to forget it ever happened. James, for once, doesn’t know how to pretend he can.

    Some mistakes are easy to move past. Others settle into the silence and wait.

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    Sasuke visits Naruto one evening, only to stumble into the aftermath of a crumbling marriage. They talk, they drink, and then they fall into old habits that never really died.

     

    Or,

     

    “We’re just talking.” Sasuke said.

    Naruto raised a brow. “You’re sitting in my lap.”

    “…Yeah. Talking.”

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    Snowed in at Cam's trash cave, you're treated to a Christmas Eve full of lopsided lights, raccoon roommates, and "hot chocolate" that tastes like sweetened battery acid. Between scavenged presents and a little spiked holiday cheer, things get steamy-and sticky-fast. By the time dawn breaks, there's more on the walls than tinsel, and Cam's got a filthy new Christmas tradition you'll both never forget.

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    yes the title is a reference to my favorite soul punk album song thanks for asking!!

    Anyways this is whole fanfic is honestly just Pete and Patrick miscommunication, fighting, drunk sex and uhhh YEAHH!! But it’s interesting I swear read it please

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    Cas is gone. Dead. Dean doesn't want to think about that. He doesn't want to think about anything really. He wants to let go. But Dean is one of those people that doesn't know how to do that, especially when it comes to family. His Family. His Cas. Because damn it, damn the fucking world and Chuck and all of it, the angel was HIS. And when he, oh when Dean really wants something, he's going to burn his life down before letting it go. Or letting someone take that "something" away from him.

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    Tommy’s growingly more aware of his attraction to Määnin and things start to escalate, but it’s not easy for him to navigate it all through Määnin’s addiction.

    “Then stop for me!” Tommy screamed his heart out at him. “Stop for a week, a month, and tell me you still want me when you haven’t got alcohol fucking your brain up.”

    The events leading up to Vörjeans appearances at KAJ on ice.

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    Mr. Stotch x M!Reader: Cheating, Degradation and Rough sex. 💖💖💖

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    Every evening, under the flickering candlelight of the Hogwarts library, Regulus Black searches for a way out, a way to extricate himself from the tangled skein of his family, the Dark Lord, and the future that is fastening itself around his throat.

    But the arrival of James Potter, a teenager who knows nothing but how to help others at the detriment of his own happiness, will turn Regulus Black's life and tragic destiny upside down.

    The fundamental question of this book is: Do we have the right to change the future and the destiny of a person?

    Or should we do it the way it is done?

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    Oscar shows up to Lando’s post Abu Dhabi party, ends up getting fucked by a drunk and needy Lando in his hotel room.

    Or

    Oscar is Lando’s real prize that night.

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    three years after suguru's departure, satoru is still haunted by him. he sees him everywhere, or so he thinks. to help combat his complicated feelings, his friends decide to take him out on a fun night in the city. when his imagination starts to clash with his reality, will satoru's heart make the right choice? or will he let another body part make the choice for him?

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    It's November, the winter markets are in full swing and David and Lee end up with a more than merry time.

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    Enjoying her last night of freedom before she's betrothed to a man she's never met before, Rumi has a one night stand with a handsome stranger.

    Only to find the next day that the man she's going to marry is the same person she had slept with the night before.

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    Barty turned, cigarette poised between his lips, and paused as Evan's eyes inadvertently dropped to his mouth. The cigarette slipped and fell to the ground. Barty frowned. 

    "Flustered?" Evan taunted, lips lifted in a slight smirk.

    Barty rolled his eyes, but the slight reddening of his face betrayed him. His gaze flickered down to where the cigarette lay, and then to Evan. He stepped forward and, for all his smugness, Evan's breath caught.

    "Look who's nervous now," Barty said truimphantly, though his voice came out a little hoarse and breathy. 

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    Time restraints put a damper on some quickie fun for Frank and Gerard right before a show that leads to some tense and unbearable energy on stage.

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    They're drunk but they consented to do this beforehand so 😭😭😭 and adults here. Basically just pure smut, enjoy😭

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    Annabeth Chase has finally graduated high school and is attending college at the University of California-Berkeley and New Rome University. The year is 2011. Things are going well in her life. And she wants to loosen up and enjoy things. So, she decides to attend a Phi Kappa Sigma frat party at UC-Berkeley. Thats when a mortal frat boy strikes up a conversation with her... and Annabeth decides to have some fun...

    This fic will also have multiple chapters with new OC's each time as we progress throughout Annabeth's college life (Summary and tags will be updated over time).

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    Chip and Saxon’s hangout at their favorite off-campus bar turns into a very heated tryst in the front seat.

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    Getting offered money to go to a party by a weird guy in class..but there is free alcohol. A win is a win.

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