8 Works in Spring Breakers (2012)
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Bikini Beach: My Dumb Bikini Summer by emilysafeharbor
Fandoms: Teen Beach Movie (Movies), Last Friday Night - Katy Perry (Music Video), Spring Breakers (2012), Spring Break Anthem - The Lonely Island (Music Video), Baywatch (2017), Revenge of the Nerds (Movies), Hard Ticket To Hawaii (1987)
16 May 2025
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If you’ve ever watched an ’80s beach movie and thought, “This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing,” then congratulations—this novel was made for you.
Bikini Beach isn’t just a parody. It’s a celebration of the sun-drenched, neon-soaked, irresponsibly horny excess of a bygone era, when plots were optional, but slow-motion jiggle physics were mandatory; a world that doesn’t just encourage the clichés—it demands them.
Wesley and Emily were just normal people before they woke up here, trapped inside a sexed-up ’80s fantasyland where the only way to survive is to play along. Every quip, every flirtation, every “oops, my top fell off” moment nudges them further into the roles this world has written for them. Wesley is growing buffer, blonder, cockier. Emily’s skirts are getting shorter, her curves exaggerated with each lingering camera pan. And the worst part? It feels good.
The harder Wesley and Emily push against the narrative, the more the world pushes back. Will they escape before they become just another sun-kissed stereotype? Or will they give in to the pleasure, the power, the perfection of their new reality?
Lights. Camera. Sunscreen. You’re gonna need it.
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- Part 1 of Bikini Beach
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A psychotic madman must have Faith's skin.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,346
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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- 929
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Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Benson reprise their roles for a porn parody of their 2012 film Spring Breakers.
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It's Spring Break, bitch.
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- Part 30 of vids by jarrow
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"Jesus, y'tryin' to kill me?" she mumbles.
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the reason I breathe is you by sometimesalways (cherryvanilla)
Fandoms: Spring Breakers (2012)
28 Dec 2013
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Brit still remembers Candy’s very first note to her, about five months after they met in freshmen year.
It’s kind of hard to forget.
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to live doesn't mean you're alive by aphrodite_mine for cvrmillv
Fandoms: Spring Breakers (2012)
28 Mar 2013
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Endings, beginnings. No real spoilers.
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everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head by cvrmillv
Fandoms: Spring Breakers
23 Mar 2013
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They are waking from their hazy, sugar-rush fluorescent dreaming.