8 Works in The Offensive (Podcast)
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I love you, you forgeh by Coffee4Harper
Fandoms: The Offensive (Podcast), Sherlock & Co. (Podcast)
07 Sep 2025
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The five times Peter forgot, and the one time he didn't.
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Theo Clinton, Chief Player Liaison Officer, tries not to think too often or too deeply about Woody's workplace harassment - he understands his role as company punching bag despite attempts at crawling out of it . He just can't shake it off as easily when Woody does more than the usual breathing down his neck . It near-ills him .
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There's really no way of knowing, if in his eyes – by ScanMeMRI
Fandoms: The Offensive (Podcast)
11 Apr 2025
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Staying with Woody after prison invites cold ignorance and chilled interactions over breakfast - and Patrick thinks Woody can't stomach staring at strangling blonde that early in the morning .
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it's not because you're gay, it's because you're annoying by ivymidnights
Fandoms: The Offensive (Podcast)
25 Feb 2025
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“I am Director of Communications,” Jess continues, not giving either of the bastards a chance to explain themselves. “I need to know if there’s even the slightest chance of The fucking Sun running a front page article about our Chief Executive and Sporting Director buggering each other in their offices!”
Jess Tate is forced to deal with her idiot friends and their sex scandal.
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Patrick has a gay crush on his coworker and doesn't know how to deal with his overly dirty thoughts.
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Woody has a wet dream about his boss where (to his dismay) he realises some things about himself.
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“Can I help you?” He drawls, keeping his eyes firmly fixated on his computer screen.
Woody’s hand slams on his desk. “Aye, pal, you can help me.” He spits, hand dragging along the desk to Patrick’s phone. “By picking up your fucking phone.”
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This was fucking stupid. Christ. How fucking hard was it to book a hotel room?
"It's a lovely room," Welly offered.
"I couldn't care less about how lovely it is, mate. I'd stay in a dumpster if it had two beds."
Which was the issue. There weren't two beds.