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scrupulously accurate by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
21 Feb 2026
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Aziraphale was the first angel ever to own a computer. It was a cheap slow plasticy one much taunted as ideal for the small business man. Aziraphale used it religiously for doing his accounts, which was so scrupulously accurate that the tax authorities had inspected him five times in the deep belief that he was getting away with murder somewhere. — Good Omens
The authorities were right...
Aziraphale is a man of immaculate manners and meticulous control, whose London empire runs on quiet violence and careful distance. He has survived by never becoming entangled — not with friends, not with lovers, not with conscience.
When Crowley is pulled into his orbit by sheer misfortune, attraction comes first and understanding comes far too late. As scrutiny closes in and truths surface, Aziraphale’s greatest risk is no longer exposure — it is attachment.
Updates Saturdays.
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Snake 🐍🏴☠️ of Eden Trilogy by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
17 Aug 2025
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A tale of fate, freedom, and the relentless call of the sea, The Snake of Eden Trilogy follows the rise of legends and the bond that defies them all.
In The Serpent’s Oath, noble-born naval officer Aziraphale Archer finds himself a prisoner aboard Crowley’s ship. As duty clashes with an undeniable attraction, both men must decide where their true loyalties lie.
In the prequel, The Serpent’s Wake, a young Crowley, betrayed and cast adrift, claws his way into the ruthless world of piracy. His journey from outcast to captain is one of vengeance, survival, and the price of power.
The sequel, The Serpent’s Reign, sees them as infamous pirate captains, feared and hunted, carving their names into history. But with the past nipping at their heels and the seas growing ever more treacherous, they must face the ultimate test—will they rule the waves together, or be swallowed by them?
A sweeping trilogy of adventure, betrayal, and a love as wild as the ocean itself.
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Unimpressed by Reindeer, Softened by Santa by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2025
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This isn’t just “Crowley hates Christmas.” It’s:
Crowley hates Christmas because it promises unconditional warmth—and he’s learned not to trust promises.
Aziraphale, as the Spirit of Christmas embodied, doesn’t argue with him. He simply keeps showing up.
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Songs for Someone Real by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
05 Jan 2026
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Five years after vanishing from the spotlight, rock legend Ezra lives quietly under another name — all soft cardigans, secondhand books, and unspoken regrets.
Crowley only remembers the man made of light he once saw onstage, whose songs pulled him back from the edge.
When a rainstorm leads him into a small bookshop — and into the orbit of one very familiar stranger — the lines between music and memory begin to blur.
A story about finding the person behind the performance, and the kind of love that sounds like coming home.
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It’s A Kind Of Magic by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
20 Feb 2026
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Magic exists.
Crowley wishes it didn’t notice him.A wizard forced to hide in the mortal world, Crowley survives by suppressing his power and avoiding attachments. Working as a waiter at an elite birthday party should be harmless—until the Dowlings hire one of these humans posing as a magician.
A terrible one.
Aziraphale, performing as The Marvellous Mr. Fell, botches every trick with cheerful grace, utterly unbothered by failure. Crowley should despise the fake magic. Instead, he finds himself drawn to the man behind it—kind, patient, and quietly radiant.
As Crowley seeks Aziraphale out again, hiding his magic becomes dangerous. Power denied demands release, and if Crowley can’t let it out safely, he won’t just be exposed.
He’ll burn.
Because some magic refuses to stay hidden.
And some miracles look a lot like love.This is a work in progress, updates Mondays and Fridays.