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    Friends With Benefits, Except These Benefits Suck Ass by

    Fandoms: House M.D.  

    23 Jan 2025

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    House suggest platonic sex. Wilson agrees, and then things tumble out of control. Nothing like a couple of guys being pals, am I right?

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    24 Jan 2025

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    A Human Condition by

    Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

    17 Aug 2025

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    Bill Cipher has not been doing well in theraprism.

    In fact, he's made such little progress that The Axolotl is no longer sure if he can be redeemed.

    Bill is given one last chance: return to Gravity Falls to make amends with the Pines family and prove he can change or be permanently erased from the fabric of the universe.
    He jumps at the opportunity, confident he can find a way out of his agreement, but with the Pines keeping so close an eye on him, will he succeed? Or will his new human condition bring about a change of heart he hadn't anticipated?

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    The Pines try to teach a trillion year old dream demon about love and empathy.

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    10 Dec 2024

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    those summer days by

    Fandoms: House M.D.  

    27 Nov 2024

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    House shrugged and gestured at the cigarette as though to pass it to Wilson.
    “I'm good.”
    “You’ll eat ass but won’t smoke?”

     

    Wilson has been working at Princeton-Plainsboro Community Pool since he was 15. Gregory House walks in and changes everything.

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    29 Nov 2024

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    Statement Abnegation by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

    11 Sep 2024

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    Stanford Pines and Bill Cipher are impossibly entangled with one another, like a knot beyond unraveling. To break the bond between them would require cutting the knot out entirely, severing a large portion of each of them in the process.

    Or, Stanford knows about the barrier keeping Weirdmageddon contained prior to being captured, changing the course of the apocalypse. Statement Abnegation is a psychological horror novel following the complicated relationship between an imprisoned Ford Pines and his captor.

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    12 Sep 2024