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Kakuzu and Hidan are sent on an Akatsuki mission that's outside of their usual repertoire.
“Don’t be so boring,” Hidan whined in the tone that always made Kakuzu either try to kill him or to quickly give him what he wanted, just to shut him up. “This will be our very first secret seduce-and-kill mission. I want to nail it.”
“Your first seduce-and-kill mission, maybe.”
“What?” Hidan’s attention snapped back to his face from wherever else it was busy a moment ago. From the glazed over look in his eyes and his flushed skin, from a mental image quite indecent.
“What?” Kakuzu sipped his sake, finding the whole conversation amusing despite himself.
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Newly partnered up, Kakuzu and Hidan don't think much of each other.
Hidan knew Kakuzu had snuffed out all his former partners, but had the pioneer of immortality also done....'this' to them?
(aka Kakuzu's threads have a mind of their own when he's asleep)
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07 Feb 2026
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this concept is SO GOOD it is now canon to me
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In a moment of uncharacteristic and drunken weakness, Kakuzu lets himself get a little too close to Hidan.
Kakuzu copes by ignoring his feelings and imposing expense reports on the Akatsuki.
Hidan copes with bad sexual innuendos.
And the Akatsuki have had quite enough of their bullshit.Bookmarked by AbsoluteFilth
06 Feb 2026
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this fic changed the tragectory of my life
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Naruto wakes up to find the sealing jutsu Mui had put on him is back. It doesn't hurt this time but the ropes covering his body are making him feel weird and he immediately rushes to his Sensei's apartment to ask the man for help.
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05 Feb 2026
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i havent watched this movie but MY GOD was this hot af
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Naruto finds out Tsunade used transformation jutsu to show Sakura and Ino what she looked like when she was younger. Now the blond won't stop pestering Kakashi to do the same for him.
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Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto have been involved in a cuckolding relationship with Sakura describing to Sasuke what she and Naruto get up to.
For the first time, they send Sasuke a video recording.
Cuckold fetish smut. Sasuke POV.
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- Part 1 of keep my wife warm
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When describing Haruno Sakura, the word bitch comes to mind.
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Orochimaru had promised many things to Kabuto once: that he’d act as a superior, a brother, a parent. But, there were so many other roles he’d taken on throughout the years…
Becoming more and more and more until he was all Kabuto needed.
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Kabuto is loyal to a fault, and when his master comes knocking, it's pretty much impossible to say no.
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Hinata, Shino, and Kiba fuck in a tent with Naruto fast asleep only a few feet away. What will they do when Naruto wakes up and sees them?
[Scent kink | Creampie | Risky threesome sex]
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02 Feb 2026
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shino was so fucking sexy in this my gooooooood
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The Inuzukas stay at the Aburames for a week. It’s an opportunity for Shino’s parents to catch up with an old friend whilst he takes care of their son. Shino knows his duties. He knows he is meant to advance through each shinobi level, join an ANBU team, welcome the wife his parents choose him and provide them with grandchildren. Simple, straightforward and necessary. He just didn’t count on Inuzuka Kiba being so enticing.
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25 Jan 2026
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took me a whole day to read but it was so worth it omggg
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being alone is not what life's about by DeadlyNova
Fandoms: Naruto, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
07 Sep 2023
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Kiba wanted to have sexual relations with…him?
As friends?
He was pretty sure that wasn't something friends regularly did.
Platonically?
God. He thought he had long, long ago buried his feelings for Kiba deep within himself, to be completely ignored forever and very seldomly spared a moment of his thoughts. But now he felt his heart skipping a beat.
This was a terrible idea. The worst one Kiba had ever had, and he'd had quite a few awful ones when they were kids.
But he was intrigued by it. Not because of the reasons Kiba tried to use to justify it to him, though. Which he felt kind of bad about.
It was his feelings for Kiba that made him want to say yes, not some societal construct of 'virginity'.
But would that be deceitful? To let Kiba think he actually wanted to do this for the reasons he had come up with to justify it?
Would it be selfish? To lie about his motives?
Did that make him a horrible person, or worse, a horrible friend?
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Kinktober 2019 - In Which Naruto Loves his Village, Frequently and with Enthusiasm by NeverWorks
Fandoms: Naruto
26 Oct 2019
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Naruto treasures his bonds with his precious people more than anything. They fought a war together, after all! He loves Sakura's look of pride when she accomplishes something, and the way Sasuke looks away when he's trying not to laugh, and the way Kakashi's eyes relax at the edges when his smile is real. He loves the sounds of Chouji's laughs, and Shikamaru's sighs, and Ino's shouts of excitement. He loves Kiba's loud passion, and Shino's quiet passion, and Hinata... well, for her he has a special kind of love that's bigger and deeper and even more special.
But loving Hinata more doesn't mean he loves his other precious people any less. In fact, he loved her so much, and for so long, and in so many positions, that eventually she suggested that he could go out and spend some time bonding with some of his other important people!
You know, sexually. Man, is his wife amazing or what?
For my first kinktober, I decided to mix Naruto, the Shadow Clone Jutsu, and a few dozen of his favorite people. Kinks and characters listed inside, may change.
Chapter 17: Stuck in a Wall/Body Writing (Yamato, feat. Kakashi)
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24 Jan 2026
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here for the insane shinonaru, the dialogue lowkey had me howling
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Naruto makes the best of Sasuke's absence by getting to know all his friends a little bit better
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23 Jan 2026
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shinonaru in this one was sooooo freaky and good my god
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Naruto wants to know Shino's "type", but Shino is a pretty private person. Until you ask, anyway.
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A little scene that I couldn't get out of my head with these two specifically. Blank Period. I think they are funny.
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"Belatedly, he remembered he was supposed to be trying this in order to describe it to Jiraiya after."
Jiraiya has writer's block, so Naruto comes up with a small plan to help Jiraiya have material to write about. Naruto, as per usual, gets carried away with his mission.
Or: In which Naruto thinks he knows a lot but really doesn't
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Naruto and Sakura are dying to know how Kakashi looks under his mask. They fail at every attempt to make the man reveal his face, however.
Naruto soon gives up on it but one day, he's feeling lonely so he decides to visit his teacher and stay over for the night. Kakashi presents him with an interesting idea.
Needless to say, Naruto gets to see what he's hiding under the mask and more.
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Abel only ever wants one thing for Christmas, and this year, he gets it in the form of his father stumbling drunk into a party.
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Adam never meant for it to go this far. Never meant for things to turn out this way, least of all in Heaven. God, he’d just been so alone and Abel was there and Adam didn’t even stop to think about how his actions would fuck up his poor sweet baby boy.
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Abel has a few nasty habits that he just can't shake, and Adam decides to be a good father for once in his life and partake in one of his son's favorite hobbies with him; Vomiting.