AbsoluteFilth
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- Dragon Ball (1)
- Encanto (2021) (1)
- House of the Dragon (TV) (1)
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Both Vegeta and Chi-chi refuse to fuck Goku for obvious reasons so Gohan takes advantage of the situation to fulfill his sick fantasies.
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Aegon felt like a wild boar surrounded by a pack. He didn’t think he’d get this far and was now at a loss of words. He wasn’t gonna admit he was jealous. He wasn’t gonna admit that after all those years of bullying, he desired his brother carnally. He didn’t want to speak of it ever since the little twat went through puberty. But seeing him flaunt his beauty was making his body react a certain way.
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Camilo had cornered Bruno and shushed him, pointing to his own ear to indicate Dolores was near and always hearing the slightest things.
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Kakuzu and Hidan are sent on an Akatsuki mission that's outside of their usual repertoire.
“Don’t be so boring,” Hidan whined in the tone that always made Kakuzu either try to kill him or to quickly give him what he wanted, just to shut him up. “This will be our very first secret seduce-and-kill mission. I want to nail it.”
“Your first seduce-and-kill mission, maybe.”
“What?” Hidan’s attention snapped back to his face from wherever else it was busy a moment ago. From the glazed over look in his eyes and his flushed skin, from a mental image quite indecent.
“What?” Kakuzu sipped his sake, finding the whole conversation amusing despite himself.
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Newly partnered up, Kakuzu and Hidan don't think much of each other.
Hidan knew Kakuzu had snuffed out all his former partners, but had the pioneer of immortality also done....'this' to them?
(aka Kakuzu's threads have a mind of their own when he's asleep)
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07 Feb 2026
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this concept is SO GOOD it is now canon to me
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In a moment of uncharacteristic and drunken weakness, Kakuzu lets himself get a little too close to Hidan.
Kakuzu copes by ignoring his feelings and imposing expense reports on the Akatsuki.
Hidan copes with bad sexual innuendos.
And the Akatsuki have had quite enough of their bullshit.Bookmarked by AbsoluteFilth
06 Feb 2026
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this fic changed the tragectory of my life
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Naruto wakes up to find the sealing jutsu Mui had put on him is back. It doesn't hurt this time but the ropes covering his body are making him feel weird and he immediately rushes to his Sensei's apartment to ask the man for help.
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05 Feb 2026
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i havent watched this movie but MY GOD was this hot af
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Naruto finds out Tsunade used transformation jutsu to show Sakura and Ino what she looked like when she was younger. Now the blond won't stop pestering Kakashi to do the same for him.