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While on an undercover mission deep in the Corporation Rim, Tarik
buysstealsrescuesacquires a ComfortUnit. This is fine—it can hang out while he finishes the mission, he’ll be not-an-asshole to it, and then it can go on its liberated way and never have to see him again. This will definitely not get weird and messy.Bookmarked by AgentBonkers
11 Dec 2025
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No Class: I Know What You Did Last Hot Bot Summer by FlipSpring
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
18 Dec 2025
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Shilllax: machine melee season is on
Shillax: we missed the first show but the second one is down in starside next tenday
Shillax: yall in or what we can see it live together
FuckSlayer: FUCK YEAH!
flesh-nugget: oh no. we are not doing this.
FuckSlayer: Why not? Looks like actual REAL fun.
flesh-nugget: ok flay please don’t take this the wrong way but we haven’t known you that long. for all we know you could be a crazy murderer. this is terrible feed safety
FuckSlayer: But I AM a crazy murderer!
Shillax: lol word*
(tfw you convince your gamer friends to bet money on you in illegal robot death matches. they don't know it's you.)
Throwback to Hot Bot Summer, all CSU all the time edition, feat: where those suspicious stacks of cash came from.
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Chapter 10: If I comp your tickets to my death match tonight will you come? 🥺
Chapter 11: Joyriding the ConsequencesSeries
- Part 19 of NULLverse: The Bot-Construct Disaster Squad
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23 Nov 2025
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ISO: Carer to look after my father for 8 weeks this summer.
Dad is 71, early stage Parkinson’s disease, broke his hip 6 weeks ago. No signs of cognitive decline; mostly needs help with household tasks (cooking, light cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping), getting dressed, showering, changing cat litter/general cat care, getting to and from appointments.
Please know what you are getting into; Dad is physically more or less in good health but awful at accepting his limitations, unnecessarily mean, generally uncooperative, and largely nocturnal. Imagine yourself caring for a feral raccoon that is convinced it’s going to write another book, then subtract everything that is cute about raccoons.
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27 Apr 2025
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The Way of Conquest by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jun 2025
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All Din wanted to do was find the Child a sorcerer teacher, pick up a job or two, and follow his Creed.
Three out of three is good, right? Right?
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- Part 1 of The Way of Conquest
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10 Nov 2024
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It's not a surprise that as the only daughter of a wealthy merchant family, Toph Beifong would someday be offered up on the altar of matrimony. For more wealth, for a noble title, for the good of the family. She'd just planned to run away first. And she definitely didn't expect this mess.
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12 Oct 2024