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When Hoseok presents as an omega, his life effectively ends. Coveted as a political pawn in his father’s games of expanding their kingdom, he’s married off to alpha Kim Namjoon. Except he quickly realizes one critical detail omitted from him- his new husband is part of a mated pack- something considered scandalous. Overwhelmed, Hoseok tries to adjust to his new life amongst a pack who clearly weren’t expecting another addition, but it’s hard to come to terms with the lingering bitterness of being seen as an unwanted guest. Especially when, after expecting to share his first heat with his alpha, Namjoon enters rut and calls for his first omega instead of him.
Things get worse, and then they get better.
[title taken from sleep token's damocles]
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Tony is in crisis! (told a bad joke) by hurtspideyparker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
14 Oct 2024
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Tony has always had an absurd sense of humour, but he finally takes it too far when the rest of the Avengers don't realize he's joking.
This might have gotten him put on an unofficial suicide watch, but hey, at least his friends are protective.
One question remains—where did he learn this odd joke?
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08 Sep 2025
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"He sounds like a dick."
Tony blinked. For half a second, the mask slipped—confusion, realization. Oh. They believed him.
He hid his grin behind his glass. This was going to be fun.
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08 Sep 2025
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Piglins are known by overworlders for a few key characteristics. Their outgoing social behavior, their penchant for striking a bargain, and their love for anything gold. But did you know that sounders also place high value on the protection and happiness of their runts?
Techno didn't. Until he was mistaken for one.
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07 Sep 2025
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No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.
Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.
Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.
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Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.
But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...