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William just wanted to lead a normal life.
life had other plans.Nick never had a normal life.
That wasn't about to change.A Glass Rose is set in a world where powered people have been normalized, [read: taken advantage of] and people with superpowers are considered Heroes.
William has powers. He is not a Hero.
Nick is a Hero. He won't be for long.
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The Winged Spirit by AlexIsBoredAndDecaffeinated
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
28 May 2025
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Ozai Was right when he said Zuko was lucky to be born.
Because he was born with *wings*
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player three has entered the game by that_dirty_bastard
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty
11 Oct 2016
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“...Ford?” Rick asks, his voice sounding uncharacteristically small in its uncertainty.
“SORRY, SLICK,” Bill grins. “FORD’S NOT AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. THE NAME’S BILL. BILL CIPHER! AND WE’RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN!”
When Ford's ex-boyfriend Rick Sanchez stops by for an unexpected visit, Bill sees an opportunity for leverage to open the portal.
OR: sock opera on bath salts
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The Shane Hollander Thing by fandom_commitment_issues
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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Cliff Marlow has been on Boston’s team with Ilya Rozanov for the last seven years.
Last week, he figured out the Shane Hollander thing.*** Now with a 2nd Chapter of Shane's *slightly* more serious POV***
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The Centaurs Have a PR Problem (and It’s Married) by Justaromanticfool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Jan 2026
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Shane and Ilya are finally on the same team! The Centaurs’ communications and PR department hasn’t known peace since.
Featuring: email threads, the unhinged internet, chaotic group chats, Ilya being a menace, Shane being very tired, Harris trying (and failing) to contain the chaos, and Luca accidentally starring in his own little rom-com.
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“So,” Ilya says, dragging the word out. He’s swiping at non-existent crumbs on the counter, avoiding his eyes. “You have dinner at parents on Christmas, yes?”
“Yeah.”
Ilya nods. “I can house-sit while you are away. Make place pretty, if you have decorations. Make it less boring.”
Shane’s eyebrows fly up. “What? You don’t want to come with?”
Finally, Ilya looks up at him. Hesitantly, he asks, “You want me to come with?”
Frowning, Shane says, “I– yeah. Yeah, of course. You think I invited you here just so you could spend Christmas alone?”
Looking away, Ilya shrugs. “I am intruder here, Hollander. You have family. I do not. Makes situation… difficult, maybe. You forget the world thinks we are rivals.”
“Not difficult,” Shane says immediately. “You want to come, you’re coming.”
Or: Ilya's in Montreal alone during the week leading up to the Winter Classic. Shane doesn't let him spend Christmas alone.
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- Part 4 of cjo + hr
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10 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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