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    “I need you to marry me,” Harrow says, a propos of absolutely nothing that Gideon can see. And, uh, okay, this is not what childhood best frenemies say to each other upon discovering that both of their graduate programs have weird residence requirements.
    “What,” Gideon asks, “the fuck?”

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    10 Dec 2025

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    “This is my roommate, Gideon. She has a filthy mouth, and she wears only as many clothes as is strictly necessary, but please know that she is very dear to me.”

    There was a joke in there that Gideon wanted desperately to explore, but she was struggling to decide if she wanted to yell or run away. She settled on the third option: neither.

    “Nah, fuck that,” she growled, pointing the spatula like a sword at the tiny, emo interloper.

    “Get that snitching-ass gremlin the fuck outta here.”

    - or -

    A paramedic and a surgeon walk into a Boston hospital, and things go downhill from there.

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    02 Dec 2025

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    Hect’s first kisses are efficient, and orderly, and to the point: a means to an end rather than a seduction, a way of keeping her desire behind several layers of chain link fence. Pyrrha immediately sees how difficult it may be to get her to unwind for this. Pyrrha fucking loves a challenge, especially a beautiful one.

    “Hey,” she says, putting her hands over Camilla’s as the other woman starts to unbutton Pyrrha’s pants; she’s surprised to feel they’re shaking. “Slow down. Let me drive for a bit.”

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    When Pyrrha starts sleeping with the Sixth, it makes her remember.

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    30 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 79

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    So Harrow did not pray, but she thought about Gideon, and that was basically the same thing.

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    14 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    Every part of Gideon Nav was worth worshiping, and Harrowhark Nonagesimus was a devout follower.

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    14 Nov 2025

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    It'd been two years since Gideon Nav gathered her wine key and her gaming license and escaped The Locked Tomb, a speakeasy-style cocktail bar managed by the hateful Harrowhark Nonagesimus. Now, dealing tables at The Mithraeum Hotel & Casino, things were really looking up. So when Gideon scored a date with the most beautiful showgirl in the Gilded Halls of Ida, the last thing she expected was to wake up married to her old nemesis and former coworker.

    The story starts the night of Gideon's date and alternates between the events leading up to the wedding and the weeks that follow as Gideon tries to navigate life married to someone who claims to want nothing more than to forget she exists.

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    11 Nov 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 68

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    “This,” Gideon said, waving her phone around like Harrow was a cat trying to catch a laser, “is how I’m going to get you a girlfriend.” — gideon makes harrow an online dating profile against her will

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    02 Nov 2025

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    loveee

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    Gideon became a lifeguard at Canaan Beach because of two things: hot babes, and looking sexy as hell.

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    29 Oct 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 77

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    And if Gideon is smiling when the massage parlor door slams in her face, that’s no one’s business but her own. — gideon plays ice hockey, harrow is her unwilling masseuse

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    29 Oct 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 82

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    “Fuck, it’s that bad?”
    “Worse,” Pyrrha says. “But you should take it. It’s a career-starter if I’ve ever seen one. Nine weeks on the West leg of the tour, opening for a First House band.”
    “Say the name. Say the name right now. Say the name of the band, say the name. Dve, say the name of the band.”
    “SARPEDON,” Pyrrah says, with the reluctance of someone speaking the name of a long-forgotten god whose dedicants worship by pissing just left of the toilet.

    Nine weeks touring with a nu-metal band they hate. How bad could things possibly get for the Rocked Tomb? Drummer Gideon Nav, bassist-vocalist Harrowhark Nonagesimus, keyboardist Palamedes Sextus, and guitarist Camilla Hect are determined to find out.

    This fic is complete, and will update every Tuesday.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    Locked out of her dead body, severed from all human sensation, the corpse prince finds her way home.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Vi scoffed and stomped forward, the gravel crunching beneath her feet as she approached Caitlyn, who looked up at her with an empty, disinterested expression.

    She stopped right in front of her, chest puffed out, voice dripping with venom.

    “Good lord, Kiramman, maybe pace yourself for once. What’s the plan? Smoke yourself into an early grave so we don’t have to deal with you anymore?”

    Caitlyn’s head jerked slightly, her features a cool mask of indifference.

    “Though I am flattered by your concern," she said icily, taking a slow, deliberate drag from her cigarette, “I assure you that I am perfectly capable of handling myself, thank you very much.”

    “Oh, yeah? Is that why you’re here?”

    Caitlyn slightly perked one of her eyebrows. The look on her face made Vi immediately feel incredibly stupid and childish.

    “No. I am here to smoke a cigarette. In peace. Why are you here?”

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    12 Oct 2025

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    In less than a week, Gideon would be surrounded at any moment by goggling children and fawning women, and their interactions would consist of Gideon winking at Harrow from over the heads of her entourage as she took endless selfies. It was excruciating to watch, but at the moment, felt preferable to watching Gideon awkwardly scratch her head and ask “How’s stall set-up going?” as if it would ever be possible for the two of them to have a normal conversation.

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    It’s Harrow’s last year selling bone jewelry at the Dominicus Renaissance Faire before she finishes her PhD. Which means one last summer putting up with Sir Gideon, the obnoxious knight that’s been a thorn in Harrow’s side for the past three years. Except, Harrow made out with her at last year’s end of season party, and things have only gotten more complicated since then.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    @GideonNav (she/her): Hey I told a customer we have dark mode.
    @GideonNav (she/her): thats ur feature right?
    @GideonNav (she/her): I said next release, they wanna sign.

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    Tech Company AU in which a certain Sales bro with no filter decides to ruin Harrow's life (and feature roadmap) by initiating the cross-functional project from hell. At least, Gideon has the decency to work remotely, and Harrow's new office crush makes some pretty great coffee.

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    30 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I've never related to a fic so hard

  15. Public Bookmark 72

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    “One whiteclaw and one vodka cran,” Harrow’s voice rang out, slicing through the crowd with all the welcoming shock of a newly bitten lip. “And leave the tab open.”

    It couldn't be; Gideon was wide the fuck awake and nightmares can't happen when you're on your feet, right? She couldn't have heard her childhood nemesis, the vindictive little troll who’d inflicted so much cruelty on a younger, less wary Gideon- she'd imagined it. Had to have imagined it.

    “Nav,” Cam said, voice lower now that the band- Gideon didn't remember the name so she referred to them internally as The Mopey McGee’s- had finally packed it in. The crowd’s noise rose to a dull roar around them, and Gideon hoped that her auditory hallucinations had come to an end.

    “Griddle?”

    Oh fuck oh fuck oh-

    Not a hallucination.

    Not a hallucination.
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    Leaving the past behind is a harder task than Gideon thought it would be, especially when that past is an angry little emo intent on ruining her life.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    It was like watching a puppeteer pull all of Harrow’s strings simultaneously, Gideon thought; the little hagette stood straighter, though not taller- she was still five foot nothing, more furious purse dog than shaking purse dog- but she nodded firmly, once, before turning to Cam.

    "Very well,” she said. “Marry me, Camilla.”

    A vicious spit-take on Gideon’s part translated to one exceptionally high eyebrow in Cam, but nothing more.

    “Like I said,” Cam began carefully, “I’m married to Dulcie, and unfortunately, polyamory is not recognized under the UCMJ. I can’t marry you without her losing her benefits.”

    Then, because Cam was the absolute worst, she shrugged and said, offhandedly,
    “Why don’t you marry Gideon?”

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    Harrow needs health insurance, and Gideon needs Harrow (to not be a dick.) What better way to provide for them both than a little light fraud between frenemies?

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    29 Sep 2025

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    Lurve

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    Harrow wants Gideon to pass organic chemistry but Gideon refuses to study. Gideon wants to make out with every gay girl on their floor but Harrow is clearly not interested in her. Can they come to an agreement that works for both of them?

    Or: Harrow and Gideon make a deal that if Gideon comes to study group Harrow will make out with her. Nothing goes wrong and no emotions get involved.

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    24 Sep 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 73

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    Harrow and Gideon work at Taco Bell. Messy walk-in hook-ups occur. Baja Blast is consumed.

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    23 Sep 2025

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    Pyrrha has too much to worry about with her shitty apartment, her shitty job, and her supposed partner who's never even home, to care about John Gaius anymore. She's done owing him, and being owned by him; as soon as Gideon finishes this job they're both done and she'll be free forever.

    And then John drops his daughter off on her doorstep.

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    UNKNOWN NUMBER (2:17 p.m.): just found out I'm a DAD! A and M not having it. Can I drop her off at yours for a bit?
    Pyrrha (2:19 p.m.): what the fuck
    Pyrrha (2:52 p.m.): No.
    Pyrrha (3:07 p.m.): john we have so many GUNS

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    22 Sep 2025

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    The one where Gideon is a hockey player and Harrow needs a figure skating partner. Have you ever seen classic hockey player/figure skater rom-com The Cutting Edge? Neither have I!

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    22 Sep 2025

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