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No Other Version of Me ( I Would Rather Be Tonight) by AllJokesAside
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
23 Apr 2024
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"Does she not seem a little strange to you?" Marco whispered hurriedly, "Surely you would not wish to move so quickly to--"
"Marry her?" Jean grinned, rakish and handsome and Marco was just so exhausted. "Isn't that the whole point of this?"
"She despises you," he tries. "She'll off you in your sleep."
"I know. It's kind of cute, yeah?"
Or, Prince Armin Reiss replaces his twin sister in an Arranged marriage set to prevent an attack on The Kingdom of Paradise and Prince Jean Kirstein, First in line to La Royameur De La Mer, is embarrassingly unaware of this fact.
Like, super unaware.
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“You’re going, aren’t you?” Zepile snorts into his drink.
Leorio frowns.
“Of course not! Didn’t you hear anything I just said?”
“Oh, I heard you. A cute blonde 'twink' with a ‘really nice ass’ invited you to his ballet class. A class where he's gonna spin around for an hour in 'really tight' tights. Loud and clear.”
Leorio straightens abruptly, ice clacking against his glass as he takes a thoughtful pause.
“Well, when you put it that way...”
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After the Shenanigans in York New, Leorio nurses a depleted and unconscious Kurapika back to health. Kurapika just thinks his friend deserves a bit of gratitude for these particular good deeds, the response he receives in return isn't something he would have ever expected.
“Do you understand?” he growls, impatient, “Do you know what you’re doing?”
“I just appreciate you so much,” Kurapika says quietly, almost tepid even, but his blistering gaze smolders, burning and sparked with new interest.
Leorio swallows.
Because even Leorio’s kinks are wholesome af.
At first, anyway.*Updated as of 6/3 for grammar, fluidity, etc. so that it makes actual sense.*
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Jean and Armin have a bit of fun at Eren's expense.
“Not doing anything of use, huh, Kirstein?” Eren sneers and Jean doesn’t take as much offense as usual, feels smug in knowing that he’s got Armin between his legs and Eren is completely unaware of it.
“Yeah." Jean says smartly, “You caught me.”WARNING FOR SPOILERS IF YOU AREN'T CAUGHT UP WITH S3P2. (To enjoy without spoilers, skip the first eight paragraphs. I don't recommend it, but do what you gotta do.)
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Time Is Of The Essence (Or Something Like That) by AllJokesAside
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
02 Jul 2017
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That awkward moment when your future-self shows up to hook you up with your best friend.
Because, feelings.“Let me back this up,” He says, eyes closed, face intent. “I’m you, and I’m from the future. And I’m here to fix up our shitty life, alright? You ought to be thankful because boy, is it shitty.”
*HIATUS*
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Ivan Braginsky has been working at a steel mill in western Pennsylvania for eight years. He can think of no other person who represents the worst of American society than his robber baron employer, Mr. Alfred F. Jones.
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“I like men of principle, even if they are standing against me,” Mr. Jones said, raising one arched brow. “What can I say? The fight intrigues me.”
“You will die young,” Ivan guessed, smiling at the thought.
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26 Jan 2026
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To curb the rampant hostility in alpha prisons, Yorknew City has implemented an experimental Omega Therapy Program. After a risk assessment, alpha inmates are paired up with omega volunteers for visitation periods. For the alphas, the program is intended to provide a sense of normalcy, comfort, and serve as an incentive for them to be well-behaved.
For Kurapika, it's an opportunity to get close to Tserracnich so he can finally put that monster down for good. If he can get assigned as Tserracnich's therapy omega, that is.
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16 Dec 2025
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As the brutal succession war aboard the Black Whale intensifies, Kurapika races against time to protect the vulnerable 14th Prince of Kakin and her mother. With enemies lurking in every corner, and allies proving just as unpredictable, he's forced into dangerous diplomacy while digging for secrets on the cold and cunning 4th Prince, whose awakening of a terrifying new ability tips the precarious balance of power. With his inner circle shrinking, and desperation mounting, Kurapika must confront a harsh truth, in this deadly game, even a sworn enemy might become a necessary ally.
Elsewhere on the ship, the infamous and cold blooded Chrollo Lucilfer charts a ruthless course toward the Upper Decks with a single goal, destroy Hisoka. But betrayal brews among the Spiders, and Chrollo may have to abandon tradition and embrace chaos to get his revenge. What his followers don’t know is that Hisoka isn’t his only target.
Now, two unstoppable forces, one driven by justice, the other by vengeance, hurtle toward each other in a collision destined to drown the voyage in blood. The stage is set, and no one will leave unchanged.
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07 Aug 2025
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Ivan just wants to make friends at his new college. Alfred just wants to save Ivan’s soul.
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Baby, Can You Dig Your Man by dancinbutterfly storage void (dancinbutterfly)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
16 Mar 2018
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After a run in with
the Winter SoldierBucky on the never-ending hunt for HYDRA, Steve goes into heat. Now he's expecting but impending parenthood seems like the least of his worries. Hell, if it were the biggest complication he had, Steve's life would be just swell.(A work by dancinbutterflyon permanent hiatus)
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