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    Geralt pulled back and clenched his burned hands into fists. “Out.

    “But I didn’t—!”

    Geralt cut Jaskier off with a snarl. “I don’t want to see you before a full day has passed.”

    “A whole day? We’re snowed in! What am I supposed to do?”

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    It happens because Geralt is drunk.

    Jaskier expects laughs with their deliberate misuse of Gwent games. He gets more than he bargains for.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    The last thing that Geralt expects while he’s tucked away at Kaer Morhen is for Yennefer to come portalling into the great hall, startling all of them enough to have them on their feet with their swords drawn. Of course, she looks unimpressed by their display and only then does he realize that Yennefer’s not alone.

    Jaskier stumbles through the portal behind her, but there’s something… off about him. He’s pale and sweaty, his doublet damp enough to stick to his skin, if the way he keeps tugging at it is any indication. His eyes are dilated and there’s a strange odor that’s woven through his usual scent, something floral and chemically that makes Geralt’s nose wrinkle. “Jaskier?” he asks stupidly, sheathing his sword.

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    The one where Jaskier gets dosed with a fertility potion at a festival and gets portalled to Kaer Morhen so Geralt and the others can fuck it out of him, happily and with gusto

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    Life at Kaer Morhen brings some changes to the Witchers' bodies; Jaskier is extremely appreciative.

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