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    He’s about to unlock the door when his phone buzzes, no doubt with an apology or an explanation. Someone screams outside of the bathroom. There’s a loud noise. More screams. What the-

    His phone buzzes again.

    Jane: don’t come out

    Jane: hide

    Jane: guns

    Jane: idk what’s happening

    Jane: call the cops

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    Shane, Ilya, Scott Hunter and a bunch of MHL players find themselves in a hostage situation in the middle of the Las Vegas award ceremony. (Mid-situationship, the year pre-tuna melt).

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    09 May 2026

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    08 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 68

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    "Hello, my name is Ilya Rozanov, and today I'm Phoning It In with Elle."

    Ilya makes a guest appearance on Elle Magazine's prank call show.

    Prompt 1: tell someone that you got in a fight and the police are on their way
    Ilya: I am going to call my dear husband Shane, and probably give him a heart attack.
    [ the phone rings, and Shane picks up almost instantly ]

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    07 May 2026

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    People: Honeymoon Phase Finally Over for Hockey’s First Husbands Say Sources Close to the Couple

    Perez Hilton: Reliable or Boring? Newlywed Sparks Completely Fizzled Out for Hollander and Rozanov.

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    shane hollander breaks the internet

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    07 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @shanehollander 8:56 a.m. [Paris]
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    I have been asked many times what it’s like being married to Ilya Rozanov. I’ll give you all a snippet of the texts he sends me.

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    Shane's flight from Paris is delayed, and he's hungry, tired, and missing his husband. He decides to give the world an idea of what it's like to be married to the #1 chaos gremlin of the league through Ilya's no-context texts.

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    07 May 2026