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"Death"
"You are finally ready, I see"
"Ready for what?"
"To live"
"Wasn't I doing just that?"
"Were you?"Harry had no answer.
(Perhaps that was answer enough. Or perhaps Death just enjoyed being cryptic. Hard to say.)
___{Time-travel AU. Watch as Harry is yeeted into the past, bullies the wizarding world into making sense, and absolutely refuses to follow Dumbledore’s script. Features excessive worldbuilding (someone's gotta fix this mess), slow-burn romance (because trauma-bonding is hot), and a protagonist who treats destiny like Terms & Conditions—unread and promptly ignored. Happy ending optional, sarcasm mandatory.}
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08 Sep 2025
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Haryana and the determination to make the adults deal with the adult problems by TheCuriousCat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2025
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When your options are:
(A) Being a sheep for the Light side and never making it past seventeen again.
Or:
(B) Joining the dark side as a political pawn to crush the hope children everywhere.
Life looks a little bleak, and with Tom tagging along as her unborn baby (really? Couldn't at all think of a better plan than 'let's make everyone think the Girl-Who-Lived was raped at ten') that bleakness seems to grow.
So, armed with foreknowledge and a healthy dose of I'M EVEVEN! STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME A MURDERER! Haryana decides to make a third option:
(C) Use the insane amount of wealth and recourses people gifted her for murdering Tom the first time and launch a secret campaign to buy wizarding Brittan so that no matter who wins she's be on top.
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07 Sep 2025
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In which Albus Dumbledore is not a manipulative bastard but rather an overworked headmaster whose deepest desire is to hire a DADA professor who will stick around for longer than a year…and if he has to kill Voldemort to do it, then so be it.
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06 Sep 2025
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Harry would really rather sleep. The waking world involves a woman's scream as nightmare monsters try to take his soul, the fire of venom through his veins, and the feel of ashes on his fingertips. He's tired of his peers' scorn, of his teachers' indifference (or literal homicidal rages).
The defense teacher is a cause for concern, he's found. (Yes, Hermione, he did listen to the "correlation does not equal causation” lecture. Really! He's just-being cautious, that's all!)
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06 Sep 2025
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Harry is a prophesized hero, but he died. Many times. He has had several afterlife processing agents, but they haven't set him up for success. His newest agent, Max, wants Harry to win at all costs. He's going to help Harry cheat at life by setting him up as a Gamer.
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04 Sep 2025