ApacheBeamix

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  1. Summary

    Deltarune-related Crackfics with a hint of scuffed American politics.

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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    There was once a man whose life was pretty boring all things considered, but he was happy with his sad pathetic life because he had one thing keeping him going. Hay day speedrunning. Yeah the mobile game Hay day made by supercell he speedruns it. While chilling in his totally gangster crib, a piece of Charlie Kirks soul slips into his personalized copy of hay day for his Samsung galaxy s23 and that's all you need to know for now. READ THE DAMN FIC IM ALREADY SPOILING HALF OF CHAPTER ONE

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    14 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    There was a new kid in Middleground Youth Residential Treatment.

    Or, Susie is angry and Kris is numb and despite all odds, they find each other before they were ever meant to.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    20 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    The year is 6 A.K. (2031 A.D.). Donald Trump has solidified himself as the God-Emperor of America. The rest of the world is too scared to intervene, and Canada has been eaten by wolves. Also magic exists now. After serving the government faithfully for many years, one man—Ben Shapiro—finds himself accused of crimes against the state. Rescued by a ragtag band of rebels, he now has to work with them, fighting against the governments mercenaries and all the dreaded threats plaguing North America.

    Also, he falls in love with Zohran Mamdani, eventually. Basically, this is like an episode of TV where the apocalypse happens, and you get to see what all the characters are up to now in a drastically different context. This is that, but for Politics. I don't know what the FUCK possessed me to write this, but I did it. Enjoy? No, don't enjoy, that'd be weird.

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    05 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    Recently, however, Kris has had a different fixation on the topic of death. It is far more intense than anything they have felt before, potent and suffocating like nothing they have even felt before.

    Kris is going to die.

    In which the prophecy states that one of the two lightner heroes must kill the other, and the girl that made Kris want to live is the very girl for whom they must perish.

    ...Or so they think.

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    03 Nov 2025