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"It should be said that if there’s one thing you shouldn’t do inside of Aperture Science, it’s poke your nose where it doesn’t belong."
Aperture holds many secrets, some even unknown to its own robotic Queen. When GLaDOS stumbles across one of these secrets, it changes her life forever.
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03 Apr 2026
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Affini Domestication Guide by Holly Adder (Witch_Freya)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
08 Feb 2023
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A human rescued from the wreckage of a jump drive disaster exhibits the same biorhythms as an affini. Naturally, it results in answering the age-old question: Can someone reach the end of an affini wardship without becoming a floret?
The answer may surprise you. Set in @GlitchyRobo's Human Domestication Guide universe.
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22 Feb 2026
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Milk & Cookies by Darkfalli, Fluxom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
16 Jul 2023
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After receiving a weird shipment to a remote science facility staffed with only a skeleton crew of the underpaid queer staff, a handful of heavily armed fascists, and their corporate heir of a boss have to deal with an extraterrestrial plant-based threat. But can Cookie the mechanic keep the place running in the midst of a very hostile work environment? Can Qwerty the bot stop being adorable?(no) and can this plampt figure out what's going on while the terran's scream and shoot at it and also each other?
Find out in Milk & Cookies! (Needless to say it's going to be very gay, trans, and traumatic In space!)
P.S. be warned there is plenty of horror, gore, and violence in the first arc
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06 Jan 2026
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The Tillandsia Trilogy by Kanagen
Fandom Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Original Work
22 Mar 2025
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26 Dec 2025
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The Floret in the Mirror by Kanagen
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
08 Jun 2024
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Gregory Forsythe woke up one morning to discover that he had been transformed into a super-hot woman, but this was less immediately pressing than the fact that she was surrounded by enormous plant aliens she had no memory of, but who all seemed to know her — that she had lost time, years of experience, to a tragic accident. Bereft of her own history, she tries to rebuild a sense of who she became while she wasn't looking, and why the person she became made the choices she did.
Jess Lophophora, Third Floret woke up one morning to discover that all her dreams had come true, albeit not how she would have expected them to — that, though she was now a digitized sophont, things had not gone according to her Admin's plan. Rather than a slow-and-steady preservation of continuity, she'd been forked, copied from her original biological brain onto synthetic substrate. She has all the Tillandsia's digital landscape to play with, but she also has an ortet to her ramet, and must find a niche for herself in a world where, technically, she already exists.
Sequel to No Gods, No Masters. It's highly recommended that you read that story first.
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- Part 2 of The Tillandsia Trilogy
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15 Dec 2025