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    Hermione Granger just wants an orgasm.

    A perfectly reasonable aspiration after a brutal shift in St. Mungo’s trauma ward, most would agree. Her trusty vibrator, Hamish, hasn’t let her down yet, and she really—really—needs to come.

    But when a half-dead Auror shows up on her doorstep, requiring her life-saving services, Hermione’s dream of getting in a cathartic, satisfactory wank before dawn begins to feel like it might not be in the cards for her—which is seriously unacceptable, because (have I mentioned?) she really, sort of desperately, needs to fucking come.

    I suppose it’s a good thing, then, that the aforementioned half-dead Auror knows just what to do.

    An ode to mental health and female pleasure.

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    05 May 2026

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    Draco is confounded by the muggle t-shirt Granger is wearing under her Unspeakable robes.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Art and animation inspired by a scene in chapter 32 of ABitOfWit's: The Quality of Mercy

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    04 Apr 2026

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    When Draco stumbles upon a particularly nasty curse at work, Hermione's Friday evening plans suddenly go from a hot bath and a good book to staying late to help research a countercurse.

    But Draco's ache only grows as the evening goes on. The pain and agony won't relent.

    So Hermione offers to help him out. After all, it's what any good colleague would do.

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    “I only meant, is there someone you could call? Someone you’re with, who could…”

    Draco laughs. The sound is harsh. “If I were seeing someone, do you think I’d still be sitting here with you instead of buried deep inside her right now?”

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    15 Jan 2026

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    “I’m joking. Merlin, you’re wild.”
    She sneered. “Are you going to compare me to a wild animal because I’m a Mudblood now, Malfoy?”
    Malfoy continued to polish the cauldron in front of him. “Not because you’re a Mudblood.”
    She listened to the scrape of the cloth against the cast iron, round and round. He set it aside, leaned forward.
    “No, at this point you’re just an animal, nowhere close to human.”
    This time when she leapt for him, he was ready.

    or, a no Voldermort AU where Hermione is isolated, angry, and ready to draw blood. No one sets her off more than Draco Malfoy does. She has his attention and eventually his father's attention.

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    14 Dec 2025