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Roommates, colleagues, anything but lovers (history hates lovers) by Assilemm
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
12 Apr 2026
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“So, lets pretend to be in a relationship.” She proposes the fact casually, not even bothering to look up from Enid’s phone as she says it.
“What? Are you sure you want to do this?”
“I proposed the idea, didn’t I.” Comes the sarcastic reply.
“Yes, you did. Okay, if, you are absolutely sure?” Enid asks for the last time.
“I am.”
“Well, then are we doing this like last time, hand holding and a few pet names? Or is there a specific way we must act in front of your parents?”
The psychic considers the question for a while.
“I think our performance last time was adequate. It will have to be enough to fool my parents.”
How hard can it be to pretend to date the love of your life?Or: A misunderstanding causes Wednesday and Enid to fake dating for Wednesday’s parents.
(‘Wednesday Fell First, But Enid Fell Harder.’ And Wenclair finally getting together)
Post season 1 (NOT season 2 complied)Series
- Part 2 of Fake it till you make it
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"So, let me get this straight, you want me to meet your parents and pretend to be your girlfriend, yes?"
"Yes?"
There is no way, she will agree to this-
"Okay."
Wait, what? Wednesday agreed, just like that.
"Okay?" Enid asked hesitantly, to make sure that she heard it right.
"Yes, I will meet your parents as your 'fake' girlfriend. Under a few conditions of course."
Or: Enid and Wednesday fake dating for Enid’s parents.
(Pre Wenclair relationship)
Set post season 1 (NOT season 2 compliant)Series
- Part 1 of Fake it till you make it
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Nancy does not really know what she has to do, she never got a tattoo before.
"You should definitely drink and eat before the appointment. Wear something comfortable, loose. And if you already have a specific Design or font for the tattoo, you should bring that with you."
"Okay."
"It will be alright. I’ll see you tomorrow at six then."
"Yes, tomorrow at six. Goodbye Jon."
"Goodbye Nance."As he left the shop, Nancy was already feeling nervous, but also kind of exited about tomorrow.
Nancy Wheeler was getting a tattoo.
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OR: Ronance in a Flower shop/Tattoo Parlor AU -
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Hanahaki Disease (花吐き病 (Japanese); 하나하키병 (Korean); 花吐病 (Chinese)) is a disease in which the victim coughs up flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. It ends when the beloved returns their feelings (romantic love only; strong friendship is not enough), or when the victim dies. It can be cured through surgical removal, but when the infection is removed, the victim's romantic feelings for their love also disappear.
Well, could you imagine, Wednesday Addams suffering from Hanahaki Disease and dying from a few flower petals?
She could not.
Therefore, there must be a different explanation. This all just has to be some kind of elaborate prank or a simple misunderstanding.
Right?
Right?
Or: 5 times Wednesday coughs up a flower petal + 1 time Enid finds out
(Wenclair getting together post season 2)
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I'd wanna hold you just for a while and die with a smile by Assilemm
Fandoms: First Kill (TV 2022)
06 Jan 2026
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"Hey, can you please do me a favour, and stake me? If I already have to die, I want it to by your hands and your hands only. Please Cal, my heart already belongs to you."
With that Jules finally closes her eyes, feeling her mind slipping.
Letting go.
Huh?
Guess it takes dying to finally feel alive.
"Jules! Come on, Juliette! I swear to...-"
That was the last thing she heard before everything went dark.
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Or: 5 times Jules convinces herself that Cal hates her + 1 time Cal tells her the truth.(post canon Cal and Jules)
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Wenclair fake relationship turning into a real one :))
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𝐀𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. It is distinctive for its mother-of-pearl sheen, and steam rises from the potion in spirals. Amortentia smells different to each person, according to what attracts them.
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This an Alternative Universe where Olivia & Viola get the happy (gay) ending they deserve.
My personal headcanon for this series:
Lesbian Olivia (dealing with comphet)
Bisexual Viola
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My headcanon for this series:
Enid - Pansexual
Wednesday - on the AroAce spectrum (asexual & demiromantic)- Words:
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