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"It’s not a big deal if people smooch Sanji, is it?”
“I mean it’s kind of a big deal to me,” Sanji mumbles under his breath.
Sanji gets an allergy that makes everyone lust after him. Zoro is apparently immune.
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17 Jan 2026
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treat me like one of your book boyfriends by saffroncassis
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
18 May 2025
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It starts with one book, then two, then Sanji brings home a whole pile of schlocky romance novels from every bookstore at every port, and Zoro doesn’t know why it’s pissing him off. Maybe it’s the men on the covers of some of them, because why is it necessary, really, for a straight man to read gay romance?
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11 Dec 2025
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“Zoro-,” Sanji prompts, sliding a full plate of eggs and two ham steaks onto the island counter. There’s a drizzle of demi glace across the fluffy scramble, while the golden sear on the steaks is still sizzling.
The swordsman tilts his head back from the table, a sleepy grin on his features as he thumbs towards Nami’s plate, “You won’t deliver it?”
“Get it yourself, Moss,” Sanji retorts, wiping the excess crumbs from his skillet in preparation for the next meal.
Zoro pins him with a petulant scowl, “but I thought you loved me?”
Sanji nearly flips the whole skillet, his thumb barely keeping the handle from upending as he jolts. “I- what?”
“Last night,” Zoro grins, pillowing his fist in his cheek, “when you were drunk off your ass. You said you loved me.”
Nami cuts a delighted gasp off with her own palm. There’s an aborted cough from Jinbei.
Good fucking God.°❅⋆.ೃ❆࿔*:･
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“Listen, Nami-san,” Sanji starts before she can catch up to her thoughts. “I… had fun last night.”
Nami looks at him strangely, wondering where this is going.
“I think it might be fun to go back, if we have time.”
“You… want to go back," Nami deadpans. "To the gay bar?”
Sanji doesn’t elaborate, but she can see the tips of his ears turning red.
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Zoro and Sanji both start to act a bit differently. It takes the Strawhat crew varying amounts of time to pick up on it.
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Your Snail Owes My Snail Child Support by foxglove (FeralPen)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Dec 2024
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When the Strawhat's new snails decide to get frisky, it's Sanji's snail who ends up impregnated by Zoro's snail.
When Robin suggests this is because the snails picked up on Sanji and Zoro's subconscious desire to bang, Sanji falls into a comedic spiral of angst and self-doubt. Because he can't hook up with anyone unless he's half in love with them, and there's no way Zoro would ever care about him more than just a hookup, and he's not going to put himself through all of that.
Meanwhile, Zoro knows the cook is a hysterical moron. Maybe it's time he does something about that.
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17 Jul 2025