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Glenn and Daryl meet right after the outbreak. If the dead rising to eat the living wasn't weird enough, things take and ever weirder turn after a bit of military bureaucracy at the refugee camp leaves them listed as partners in a civil union.
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“The hell you doin’ out here deliverin’ pizzas if there’s a state of emergency been declared?” Daryl asked. He pushed some of the empty beer cans away, listening to them fall to the floor in a clatter, as he made room to sit his ass down on the seat opposite Glenn.
“Uh, I’ve got rent to pay and student loans for the degree I never finished,” Glenn replied, taking a bite of his pizza and chewing. “You really haven’t heard anything?”
“Been out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere the last two weeks,” Daryl replied, opening the lid of the pizza box and taking a slice for himself.
“Jeez, man,” Glenn said, his mouth working around a lump of thick, congealed cheese. “You’ve missed a whole lot.”
“Yeah? You gonna start catchin’ me up or we just gonna sit here n’ have the world’s shittiest blind first date.”
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He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows.
Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.
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Where your love has always been enough (for me) by classicequinox
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Nov 2025
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It's a dark coil of anger deep in the pit of his stomach, reminding him that he was the root, the catalyst, the trigger for their family's downward spiral. It did happen - he reminds himself harshly. He can't forget that, even if time has actually reset itself.
Todoroki Enji gets a second chance. It's up to him to see what he can do with it.
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- Part 1 of From ashes to dust (and embers again)
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The Lawyer, The Assassin, and The Time Jango Fett's Competency Kink Saved the Galaxy by MultiFandomTrash_1304
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
09 Jun 2025
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Obi-Wan Kenobi leaves the Jedi Order after Melida/Daan and becomes the most prominent lawyer in the galaxy, exposing corruption on the daily. Eventually Darth Sidious decides he's had enough of Kenobi wrecking his plans and orders Count Dooku to have him killed.
Count Dooku hires Jango Fett for the job. This is a problem because Kenobi is, in Mandalorian standards, incredibly hot.
TL;DR: Obi-Wan seduces Jango with his ability to make people cry on the witness stand.
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Uchiha Obito doesn't know how he gets into situations like these. He blames it on his two decades worth of bad karma.
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Naruto being Naruto, drew up a wonky time-travel seal and sent Obito into a completely different dimension where people actually have soulmates. Wtf. Furthermore, although Obito should have been an anomaly, why was Senju Tobirama's name inked(?) just below his left collarbone?!