Avery_Merle

An Zhe - Little Mushroom



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    Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”

    “Um.” He coughs.

    “Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.

    Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.

    He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"

     

    Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.

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    11 Jul 2025

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    To Kaveh, Alhaitham is just a brutally honest loner of a genius. To Alhaitham, Kaveh is a bumbling, frivolous, art-obsessed idiot. But, when their worlds collide in an unforgettable way, their lives become intertwined so deeply to the point where becoming untangled is out of the question. Or possibly… outside the realm of their desires.

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    Kaveh and Alhaitham gradually realize that their presences in each other’s lives aren’t as painful as either of them initially imagined. Within a college setting, of course.

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    18 Nov 2024

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    Kaveh used to think that Alhaitham had mastered the art of ignoring him. The man would remain unflappable as he continued to read his worn copy of The Origins of Enkanomiyan Language, even when Kaveh was a hair’s breadth away from shattering the windows of their house with his severity of pitch.

    No amount of screaming, threats to throw things, or violently waving in front of him could get Alhaitham to pause in his thirst for knowledge. As it turns out, Alhaitham literally just turns his hearing aids off so he doesn’t have to listen to Kaveh.

    It’s for this exact reason that Kaveh has decided to learn Sumerian Sign Language.

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    Kaveh learns sign language just to continue bickering with Alhaitham.

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    30 May 2024

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    The truth of the matter is, Kaveh has no idea how to read Alhaitham. He prides himself on being an expert at understanding people, his empathetic heart lending him the capacity to relate deeply with those around him (oftentimes to his detriment). But with Alhaitham, there is nothing for him to read; no clues from his cool expression for him to grasp. The man appears stoic all the time even during their petty bickering.

    Honestly, when was the last time Kaveh has seen the man do anything except smirk or frown? Does Alhaitham feel happiness? Has he ever seen the man laugh?

    Kaveh's mind is drawing a blank on the latter and it...bothers him deeply.

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    Kaveh devises a plan to get Alhaitham to smile by being aggressively nice to the man (and also maybe if he makes Alhaitham happy, he can score a discount on his rent or something). Alhaitham thinks Kaveh ate some mind-altering mushrooms and is, understandably, confused and mildly afraid.

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    02 May 2024