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Mutual System Maintenance by AwkwardProfessor
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
01 Jan 2026
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ART and MB take rough housing a bit far on a cargo trip
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Lost in a dark and powerless station, Murderbot finds it way home.
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Meet Me on The Station by AwkwardProfessor
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
30 Dec 2025
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Tapan was always excited on new jobs. This one brought them to UplandGateway One where they would be updating their strange synthetic tech. As she explores the station, she runs into MB.
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During the stressful evacuation of an abandoned colony, one colonist refuses to leave their cat behind.
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Corporate Financial Times by AwkwardProfessor
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
28 Dec 2025
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BREAKING NEWS: LARGEST DEAL IN CR HISTORY AS OMNIPO-TENSCE MERGER SUCCESSFUL
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Alright. Okay. He’s doing this. If he thinks about it, there could be worse places to come out than in a room full of people ready to scold him for a perceived use of a slur.
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Or: Ilya comes out to the Raiders. It takes Cliff Marlow some time, and many questions, but eventually he puts two and two together. -
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Coming this fall to ABC… MLH star Shane Hollander is The Bachelor!
Bachelor Nation, we have one question: will you accept this rose?
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you, plural.
or: Svetlana has Ilya, and then she does not.
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i think i'm addicted by JR_ooc
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 May 2026
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Shane is the top sales executive at the leading advertising agency in Montreal. His carefully constructed routine gets flipped on its head when a new ad exec with a Russian accent and an obnoxious habit of also being the best, starts working with him.
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Iced Out (ft. Ilya Rozanov) (Explicit Ver.) by losernotfound
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
09 May 2026
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“Hollander, did you hear about this shit?”
Shane glanced up from his phone. “What?”
“Come here, look.”
Shane crossed the locker room to stand beside Hayden. J.J. tilted his phone screen towards them to show a news headline. ‘Iced Out’ Is Catching Fire: Russian Rap Song Goes Viral Thanks to Hockey Star Ilya Rozanov
“What the hell?” Shane heard himself ask. “Wait, they just asked me about this.”
“I fucking hate this guy,” Hayden groaned. “I swear to God he did this purposely to fuck with all of us.”
aka
the one where Ilya's featured on a viral rap song, and Shane can't figure out why he keeps getting hard in the middle of games.