Basil_Touche
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What else is there to do when the universe gifts you a shiny new hard light drive after six years of pining?
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My contribution to the RD Slash Zine <3
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19 May 2026
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Red Dwarf is under attack. All systems are down with no hope of recovery. The crew is doomed. And all Lister can think about is Rimmer’s new purple uniform. Fluffy smut for all your Rimster needs! Set after The Promised Land – spoilers for that episode.
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13 May 2026
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Admittedly they'd both been a bit in their cups by then, but Lister sort of thinks he gets it. Some of his favourite parts of sex had little to do with the actual act itself and more to do with the desperation of being close to someone, of breathing the same air and sharing the same body for a bit. Don't get him wrong, sex was great, but it was the little things that really made it; a hand holding you closer, losing all sense of time outside the other person, the cuddling after where you laze about in bed naked with each other, vulnerable but safe. All things Rimmer's never experienced—and stuff Lister's probably not up to giving him, truthfully.
Not all of it, anyway…but maybe some of it.
"Okay, don't bite me head off," Lister starts cautiously, wiping his hands on his green cargo shorts, "But I'm gonna put something on the table…metaphorically, that is."
Rimmer, predictably, says nothing.
Lister licks his lips and thinks he should just come out with it, cause worst comes to worst at least it'll definitely make Rimmer start talking to him again.
"I think you should put me prick in your mouth."
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10 May 2026
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“Ambiguity?” Lister asked. “What do frogs have to do with anything?”
> You’re a moron, Listy.
Lister grinned a big, dumb smile.
“I am a bit,” he agreed. “Your moron, though.”
> Again, you see? A classic example of ambiguity. And when I say ambiguity, I mean-the meaning’s not always clear.
Lister still didn’t see what that had to do with frogs, but he wasn’t going to press it and risk getting Rimmer all confused.
“What about my meaning’s not clear?” Lister asked. Can of worms, opened. Nothing about this was clear.
Rimmer’s hand coming back to his cheek didn’t make anything clearer, either. Lister closed his eyes, and Rimmer’s fingers slid up to press lightly against the backs of his eyelids.When M-Corp leaves Lister stranded in his head, almost the entire outside world filtered out, you'd think the lack of communication would result in a lack of connection. Surprisingly, it's exactly the kick-in-the-arse he and Rimmer need.
Bookmarked by Basil_Touche
29 Mar 2026
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It's extremely lonely out in space. How they deal with it is not necessarily healthy.
An anthology of stories in one contiguous, canon universe. Explores their entire star-crossed relationship from Series 1 - TPL
I plan on doing 2 short stories per series and one for TPL and two for BTE as well as a conclusion (26 stories total), so it's ambitious. Wish me luck.
Also, every chapter except #1 has explicit horny behaviour. Enjoy!
With this many stories happening you can probably tag this with every NSFW tag under the sun.
Bookmarked by Basil_Touche
17 Mar 2026