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In the aftermath of the assasination attempt Joe visits Donald in the hospital, nobody seems to take his pain as seriously as Joe. This has the opportunity to make or break them. And they know it.
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- Part 2 of The Presidential Erection
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Romeo and Juliet. Nowhere near as tragic as Joe and Donald.
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- Part 1 of The Presidential Erection
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Alice and Narcissa had a secret relationship in Hogwarts and moved in together after they were done with school. They share a moment in their kitchen and both think about how love has changed for them. They stay in love.
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Poetic declarations of love from both of them for the other one and a marriage proposal.
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"Oh my God, Potter, how narcissistic can you be? I don't want your wrinkly ass."
"How dare you, my ass isn't wrinkly! It's fucking hot and you'd be lucky to fuck it!"
"Prove it."
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They basically just fornicate during detention.
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Sirius get's given a wrong number, Remus definitely isn't being sarcastic, and they should probably agree to stay strangers...
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Rated M for a lot of language, some sexual content but nothing too explicit, mainly jokes/flirting.
Any TWs should be listed at the start of chapter notes, please let me know if I ever miss anything, but this is a safe fic, bar some minor Walburga angst.
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02 Feb 2026
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been reading since chapter 18 came out, currently at chapter 45, wishing it will be continued