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Shane Hollander is Hollywood's sweetheart, an up and coming actor with all the fame and fortune that comes with it.
After six months off, Ilya's just looking for a security gig where he won't get shot at for once.
They're both in over their heads.
*The Bodyguard AU*
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14 Jan 2026
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1-800-hot-n-fun by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Mar 2025
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“I’m just saying,” Satoru says, like what he’s just said didn’t completely open Suguru’s skull and smash his brain like berries, “now please, sir, might I smoke some of your marijuana.”
“No.” Suguru says automatically, moving his vape away from Satoru’s searching hands. “Also stop fucking talking like that.”
“My man, let me hit that.” Satoru tries, reaching for the pen and tumbling forward. He’s off balance because he’s been drinking– barely but still– which is why he’s not allowed to hit Suguru’s vape. He lands solidly on Suguru’s chest, laughs, and then tilts his face up toward Suguru with a pout. “Suguru,” he whines.
“You’re a menace.” Suguru tells Satoru, pinching his cheek. “Especially when your dumbass is cross faded. Last time you spent three hours crying on my bed because you thought the world was spinning wrong and you were worried about marine life and coastal ecological impacts via the Coriolis effect.”
“Whale fall.” Satoru says suddenly, sounding mournful, and then he puts his head back on Suguru’s chest and bursts into tears.
Suguru pats Satoru’s head soothingly. He does feel vaguely frantic that Satoru is crying, but–
“You would subscribe to my OnlyFans?” He asks.
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01 Jan 2026
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Dialing You (Sorry, Darling You) by hollano_ov
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Dec 2025
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Shane works in IT.
Ilya’s computer always seems to be fucked up.
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31 Dec 2025
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Sasuke can slap on the angriest face he can muster, but at the end of the day, he's still blushing. His arms wrap a little tighter around himself. “Watching porn isn’t a date.”
"And why not?"
"Because."
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- Part 2 of sasuke should see a therapist modern au
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06 Dec 2025
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contact high by maybebabyplease
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Nov 2025
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Before Suguru can even open his mouth to talk him out of it, Satoru has walked up to the plant and poked it with his foot.
“Oh my God, can you please take this fucking seriously?” Suguru groans.
“What? Nothing even happened!” Satoru whines. “It’s just a flower. See?” He pokes the plant with his foot again.
Except this time, it’s more of a kick. And this time, the flower puffs out a sparkly pink powder that floats through the air and lands on Satoru.
Suguru really, really wishes Satoru hadn't kicked that plant.
...The glittery pink sex pollen looks good all over his face, though.
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07 Nov 2025