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Tiny Games' Drabbles - BH contributions 💯 by BitchHips, EveryJoLivesandNoJoDies (BitchHips)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Bleach (Anime & Manga), Hellsing Abridged - Fandom
01 Aug 2025
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Drabbles (exactly 100 words) from the server's monthly Tiny Games (mostly Bruabba but Bleach has made an appearance - and probably will again because BH has a type - those white-haired guys with hearts of gold).
By the way - if you ever notice a typo in one of my fics, please tell me! You can DM me on Twitter @ bitchhips or BitchHips on discord. Thanks!
(by the way - AO3 is counting the image upload as words. I have checked and double-checked these are all 100 words each, despite AO3's off-count by 4.)
FUCK AI. I want the computers to solve problems humans are incapable or unwilling to solve. Not stripmine style and creativity.
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Fake It Until We Make It by BitchHips
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
31 Jul 2025
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This multichap fic explores how Bruno & Leone (and the rest of the gang) deal with Bruno being permamently bodyswapped with Diavolo and the whole world believing he is dead. The first chapter starts sad but I promise by the end of the story (this started as a one-shot idea that has expanded to a 2 shot) they will both be smiling. ;)
Happy Bruabba Week 2025! This hits on the themes of - mistake, moonlight and future. You should join the #bruabbaweek2025 fun, too! Find your SFW prompts here and NSFW prompts here.
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Father's Blessings 🩸 by BitchHips
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
24 Mar 2025
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Dio has survived being impaled in a burning building, getting stabbed with a pluck luck sword, as just a head, sitting under the sea for 100 years - he can handle being burnt in the desert. He wants Stand arrows to finish his fight with the Joestar Family and attain Heaven.
IN OTHER WORDS - Vento Aureo, but Dio turns Bucciarati and Abbacchio into vampires. (Vento Aureo proper starts with chapter 5)
IN OTHER OTHER WORDS - the slowest slow-burn vampire bruabba fix-it fic (coworkers to vampires to lovers)This is the companion to The Second Diary of the Secret Emperor (aka Dio's diary) - rated Teen & Up.
By the way - if you ever notice a typo in one of my fics, please tell me! You can DM me on discord @bitchhips or bluesky. Thanks!
CONTENT WARNING: Dio is a Victorian white dude. He is a man of his time, meaning he uses outdated dickish language to refer to people of other cultures, classes and ways of life. Also, he keeps a diary. If you are offended by something he says/thinks - congratulations. You are a decent, empathetic human. Boys and girls, don't be like Dio.
And, btw, FUCK AI.
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The Second Diary of the Secret Emperor 💚 by Fangstar (BitchHips)
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
15 Dec 2024
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If Dio survived being a head, Dio can certainly survive being burnt in the desert.
He wants to heal. He wants to attain Heaven - but first he wants revenge.
Canonically, his first diary was burned by Jotaro in 1988. It is heavily referenced in Stone Ocean.
[Like all diaries, this is told from the subject's skewed perspective. Just because he is a vampire and a Stand user does not mean he doesn't make mistakes or contradict himself. He has a European white man's Victorian sensibility which means he holds some (detestable) antiquated views on all sorts of non-European, non-male, non-abled, non-Stand-using humans.]
This is the companion to Father's Blessings (a slow-burn, vampy bruabba fix-it fic). Dio's diary is rated Teen and Up. Father's Blessings is rated Explicit for violence and sexual content.
Lastly - if you ever notice a typo in one of my fics, please tell me! You can DM me on Bluesky @ bitchhips or BitchHips on discord. Thanks!
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Februabba Leap Year 🗓️ by BitchHips
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
12 Mar 2024
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Drabbles, scenes and ficlets for the 29 days of Februabba.
- Most are Teen appropriate. Any chapter with blood or genitalia will have a 🫣 in the title.
- DiaBruno only appears in the Trapped drabble.
- There is a story unfolding within the drabbles 1. Bloom, 2. Wither 3. We're both wrong. There will be a concluding chapter too.
- Vampire Bruabba (Father's Blessings AU) appears only in Feeding Each Other (and technically Breaking Point too)
- It is a damn crime that I am the only one using the Mythical Vento Aureo tag on AO3 (for "Rest"). GO READ Hylia808's comics on Instagram. Now!
Recent series
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Passione Initiation Rituals by BitchHips
Fandom: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Mar 2021
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[AMERICA ONLY] PROJECT 2025 MAY BAN AO3 WITH CENSORSHIP BANS, DOWNLOAD YOUR FICS!!!! by Anonymous
Fandoms: non fandom
07 Nov 2024
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 174
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 7
- Kudos:
- 21
- Bookmarks:
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- Hits:
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Bookmarked by BitchHips
08 Nov 2024
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Breaking Chains by LadyWallace
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Jul 2024
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Abbacchio and Giorno encounter Giorno’s parents at the store. Abbacchio finally learns what Giorno left in his past and is determined to make sure he never has to deal with that again in the future.
Series
- Part 4 of Scars
Bookmarked by BitchHips
04 Oct 2024
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My Boyfriend's Boyfriend by BrattyThickums
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Sep 2024
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All of my bruabba/reader oneshots in one place
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Mythical Vento Aureo AU by Hylia808
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Jun 2024
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Vento Aureo AU where everyone and their mom is a different mythical creature. I made this during Covid times and it kept me sane while going through quarantine, but then it spiraled from there into a full blown retelling of the events of VA.
Giorno is a mysterious and enigmatic creature, a fae, who shows up to turn Naples upside down. He's chasing after Diavolo, who he blames for a contract-gone-wrong and the destruction of Dio's whole operation. Along the way, he has to confront the reality that the mortal races are more than just insignificant beings meant to bow before higher powers. He's also butt-ass naked the entire time but no one really brings it up.
There's a lot of lore here, like that it's post apocalyptic and the fae are technically minor gods, but that's not important. Please don't ask about the plot holes, I called my guy three weeks ago and he never called me back.
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Truth in the Blood by LadyWallace for BitchHips
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 May 2024
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Left alone and convalescing in his strange benefactor, Dio Brando’s, mansion, Narancia must come to terms with the fact that he is the only surviving member of the traitors, as well as this odd ailment that has some strange conditions relating to his recovery.
(From BitchHips’ Father’s Blessings AU)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,027
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2
- Kudos:
- 16
- Bookmarks:
- 3
- Hits:
- 116
Bookmarked by BitchHips
15 May 2024