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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Izzy Hands fucking hates Tycho Station. Then he picks a fight with one big pashangwala. But there's something off about this one. Danger seeps off him like a cologne.

    OR. What if Izzy and the crew of the Queen Anne's/The Revenge were Belters? What then?

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    26 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Rugan wants a discount. Rolan wants release. They come to an agreement.

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    04 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    "You and I are similar in stature. Tall and muscled and covered in hair." Phenomaman leans in, putting that strangely determined expression closer to Flambae's face. "We would be considered hideously deformed on my home planet—"

    "Ex-fucking-scuse me?"

    "—but here on Earth, it is the opposite. I have only ever been in one relationship and have not successfully had sex before, but you call yourself an expert on this matter. So if there's anyone who can help," his hands clasp Flambae's even tighter, and shit, are those sparkles in his eyes? "It's you. So will you?"

    "… help you how?"

    "Teach me how to have sex."

    ((Flambae finds out just how compatible his and Phenomaman's genitals are))

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    31 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    The SDN bulding was back up and running and the days were going by normally. That is, until something out of the usual happened.

    Phenomaman asked for his help with something, which was unexpected. Yeah sure, he worked with him, and they've had that somewhat deep talk in the records room, but they hadn't actively hung out by themselves afterwards.

    But, why not? What else could possibly come from this?

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    31 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    "I simply wanted to know about the rumors surrounding Miss Baenre," Gale demures. That is an understatement, and he suspects Astarion can tell — Gale wants to know everything about Minthara.

    Astarion grins, his smile sharp, two long canines pointing over pale pink lips. "Oh, my dear Archmage Dekarios, she will eat you alive."
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    WebWeave Fantasy Regency AU

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    17 Mar 2026