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“I can’t believe it’s happening again,” Oscar says quietly. He looks a bit out of it. Lando sits up carefully, and panics when the giant Aussie stays giant.
“What happened?” Lando asks with fear in his voice.
He looks down at his hands. They look fine.
But the couch he is sitting on doesn’t.
It is gigantic! The pillow he is sitting on could swallow him whole. He can’t even look over the armrest.
Did he shrink?!
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In which Lando not only gets cursed, but also has to figure out why he keeps staring at his teammate with too much yearning.
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- Part 2 of F1 hexes and curses
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01 Feb 2026
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"If you ain't a brother or fucking a brother, get out!"
And, honestly, Oscar should leave. But he technically doesn't have to. Because he is fucking a brother.
Which is the problem.
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- Part 1 of things we didn't say yet
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31 Jan 2026
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“Hi. I know we barely know each other. Like I’m aware.” Lando started awkwardly, nervously more than anything. “But there is a giant fucking spider in my kitchen. Like. Massive. And, uhm, you’re Australian? You have freak spiders over there, right? Even if you don’t—this thing is huge and I will definitely repay you if you kill it—not even kill it just get it out of my apartment,” Lando rambled.
The guy stared at Lando a moment, blinking slowly. It was probably a lot to process after a nap, sure, but Lando desperately needed this dude’s brain to work faster.
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Lando is terrified of a giant spider and needs help. He only knows his neighbor across the hall. He didn’t know the guy’s name, but everything spirals, and go figure, they get to know each other pretty well.Bookmarked by ButterMapple
31 Jan 2026
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Lando was the realm’s best soldier - that much was obvious. He was the King’s favourite, not head of the army only due to his youth. It was clear that by his 25th birthday he would be given such a title. Only mere weeks away. If come nightfall Lando lathered on various serums and medicinals to his neck and wrists, no one needed to know. It was none of their business.
Or,
Lando, the soon-to-be head of the army, is secretly an omega in a world where they are seen as nothing more than property.Series
- Part 1 of They Don't Know Me
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28 Jan 2026
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Oh, Sugar Cubes! (And Other Signs That I'm Falling For You) by mrlan_oscpastry
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
20 Dec 2025
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Oscar Piastri is a soft alpha engineering major whose biggest flex is his comprehensive gummy worm tier list.
His hyperfixation? The new, god-tier scent at his fave candy shop.
His new mission? Find the candy that smells like sunshine and sophistication.
His new problem? The scent seems to be everywhere and nowhere, and his favourite candy shop's distractingly cute new employee, Lando Norris—a business major plotting world domination one sour belt at a time—is being weirdly unhelpful about the whole thing.
It’s a classic case of “he’s not a snack, he’s the whole damn meal,” but for a phantom candy, and Oscar hasn’t gotten the memo yet that it's not the candy but the other whole damn meal he is ready to sell his soul for.
Lando Norris.
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- Part 1 of landoscar bites ☆
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28 Jan 2026