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“The headliner is about to go on and everyone's rushing to get drinks before his set starts,” she says.
Right. The headliner.
As in, the guy he just had sex with.
Again, he can't quite shake the strange feeling he gets as he remembers that. Which is unsettling because it's not like it's something crazy that he's never done before. (Sleeping with a headliner, that is.) But for whatever reason, the look in Dazai's eyes—the one right before he kissed Chuuya—plays in his head on repeat.
----Chuuya is a bartender at The Port Comedy Club who once dreamt of the spotlight. While he's used to punchlines and one-night-stands, he's in over his head when meets Dazai, a charming and internet-famous comedian looking to take his career in a new direction.
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01 Dec 2025
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Shit happens in Bungou Highschool (that is such a stupid name I can't-)
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“You called me a paper shuffler. And my requests irrelevant.”
“Precisely,” Chuuya says without looking back at him, fingers tapping mechanically on the keyboard. “Any problem with that?”
(A tragicomedy in suits: Chuuya shields himself from love, and Dazai is a fool with a crush he can't communicate.)
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A Well-Trained Dog by the_most_happy for stormbun
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
08 May 2022
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Or: The (not so) chaotic adventures of Armed Detective Agency Soukoku
The day he and Chuuya defected from the Mafia, Dazai lost his partner.
Chuuya said he loves him, but that’s clearly a lie because—“Oi. Kenji-kun and I are heading out. Later, loser.”
—Because Chuuya has been spending way too much time playing cards with Haruno, chatting with Kunikida and babysitting Kenji.
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“Tell me, how does a pretty little thing like you get stuck in a place like this for five years?”
“Because I poison the tea.”
Dazai rolls his head back and laughs. “God, I wish. Wouldn’t that make things interesting?”
Chuuya knits his eyebrows together, wondering if he should run out of the room and let Ane-san know that she set him up with a fuckin’ psycho.
“I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if you die,” Chuuya says.
---Omega Nakahara Chuuya resides at The Golden House, a secured estate for unmated omegas hoping to be matched with an alpha wealthy enough to pay a dowry. At five years in, Chuuya is the oldest house guest, and assumes he'll live out the rest of his days there...
That is, until Dazai Osamu, the annoyingly charming son of a recently deceased pharmaceutical tycoon, comes along and ruins everything.
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