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Just Can't Get Enough by oatmilktruther for anathxmadevice
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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Ed should know better.
Does know better, did know better.
Did know, when him and Stede were kissing-turned-making-out-turned-not-so-dry-humping, and he said, "Oh, you poor, needy thing, you," when he gave Ed that particular smile, the one hiding the razor glint of his canines, when he said, "Do you need to come?"
Ed absofuckinglutely knew it was a trap, and probably not a fun one.
So of course he said yes.
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26 Jan 2026
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When Stede meets a startlingly well-dressed man at an otherwise rather tacky Sexy Santa Night at the bar, he quickly develops one objective: hold this man's attention by any means necessary. Even if it means pretending to be terrible at pool.
Despite Stede's ruse, Ed might just see him more clearly than anyone ever has before. And Stede might be getting some life-changing Christmas wishes granted tonight that he didn't even know he had.
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26 Dec 2025
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Forty-five year old Ed Teach is a registered nurse at The Lighthouse, a lavish independent living community. When he is assigned to a new resident, 81-year old Stede Bonnet, he discovers an unexpected kind of love.
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21 Jul 2025
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Sometimes, Stede thinks, it’s just easier to be a pup.
Like when he’s so tired of thinking he could cry, or when it feels too hard to ask for affection as a person, or when he just wants some goddamn whimsy.
Like today, mint green collar snug and comfortable against his neck, knees only somewhat sore with the pads protecting them from the carpet, tags jingling as he pushes his nose insistently underneath Ed’s hand where it’s gone limp against his thigh.
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31 Dec 2024
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Ed gets stuck in a dryer.
I think you know what happens next.
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- Part 17 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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24 Nov 2024