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    “Like, I’m not a theater person. I don’t know the etiquette and I think schmoozing is really stupid. I don’t wanna stroke your ego. But this job is keeping your shit organized and on time, right? I can do that. I can do the job, I just can’t be your fan. And, uh, I don’t think you’re used to that. No offense.”

    Frank is, without a doubt, the most unpredictable person that’s been in Gerard’s orbit in years. For starters, he just said “shit” during a job interview.

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    or: Successful playwright and director Gerard Way is in desperate need of an assistant to help him keep all of his plates spinning in the six months before his newest play premieres. He expects someone polished, someone who knows the theater world, someone who knows who he is. Instead, he gets Frank Iero, a 23 year old punk with a couple of failed dreams and a knack for scheduling. He's abrasive, sarcastic, and refuses to engage with Gerard's work.

    He's exactly what Gerard needs.

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    26 Nov 2025

  2. Rec 10

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    “I don’t think I could leave you behind…”
    “You’ll have to,” Ray said sternly, “there’s no chance otherwise. We’ll just have to hope the other is able to escape.”
    Gerard leaned his head against Ray’s shoulder and sighed. The music continued playing, “Fine, but if something happens to you I’ll spend the rest of my life worrying.”
    Ray giggled, “I know. But don’t linger on me if something happens.”
    “Then move on if something happens to me,” Gerard said softly, hoping more than anything that in less than a couple years time the three of them will be gone and truly living. They’d be surrounded by colors and freedom and the excitement of truly living.
    “I can’t promise that,” Ray leaned his head on top of Gerard’s, he placed his hand gently on top of Gerard’s, “I don’t think I’d ever be able to.”

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    Or: Party Poison wants nothing more than to find out what happened to Ray all those years ago, since Party and Kobra left the city.

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    29 Nov 2025

  3. Rec 12

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    08 Apr 2024

  4. Rec 11

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    On his way to the Starlight Theatre, Pokey sends Ted on a little detour. Ted Spankoffski wants many things, and one those is Mark Chasity. And Pokey just has to see how this will play out.

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    Aka: Holy Bastard in TGWDLM

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    01 Jan 2024

  5. Rec 60

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    Now that Kyle, Johnny, and Simon are a triad, Johnny finally has someone to help prove that Simon has full conversations while sleeping.

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    20 Nov 2023