17 Works by Calluseum
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"No, I don't want no scrub, A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me" (Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride Tryin' to holla at me) by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, The Nico di Angelo Adventures - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
21 Apr 2026
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Naomi reflects if her love for Apollo was worth their son being constant danger from the Mythical World
ToApril 2026, Day 16: Was it worth it?
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- Part 15 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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I love being shot/ It's why I escaped you know/ I serve Spaghetti! by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
20 Apr 2026
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Don't you hate it when all you want to do is watch a classic 1910s black and white film and you get shot at by the military?
ToApril 2026 Day 15: When past comes pass
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- Part 14 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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My Nectar and I/ Didn't see you there trauma/ Love you Hestia! by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
19 Apr 2026
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There's nothing better than playing board games, drinking nectar, and experiencing a traumatic breakdown with your Aunt!
ToApril 2026 Day 14: Treasured Marionette
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- Part 13 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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Just me and my kid/ And my magic hair oil/ How I love my son by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
18 Apr 2026
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Asclepius finds out about Apollo's weird magic hair oil and the author discovers they can't spell Asclepius
ToApril Day 13: Flowers in my hair/ Makeup
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- Part 12 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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Wait, mom don't you dare/ Come on, they don't want to see/ me fail even more by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
14 Apr 2026
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What's the worst thing that can happen to you? Die a gruesome death? Be spoiled on your favorite TV show? Have your mom show people your baby photos?... I think we all know the worst one.
ToApril Day 12: Betrayal
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- Part 11 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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Me and my kid here/Wait, when did I have 5 more?/What's new for a god? by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Nico di Angelo Adventures - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
13 Apr 2026
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When Apollo tries his best to make a birthday cake (Don't ask, it's totally just a new hobby), he suddenly gets an Iris message about a strange creature outside of camp.
ToApril Day 10: Fall of a Beast
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- Part 10 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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Satyr-slayer, yeah/ That's me, I may look nice but/ I am 5 foot 3 by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
11 Apr 2026
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The repercussions of Apollo pretending to slay Marsyas
ToApril 2026 Day 10: Not who I was
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- Part 9 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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Stumbling in Soup/ The original soup that/ predates even me by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, The Nico di Angelo Adventures - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
11 Apr 2026
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Apollo doesn't have the strength to hold on, he tries for all he has but, his sweaty hands slip and he falls into eternal Chaos.
ToApril 2026, Day 9: Colors in the Dark
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- Part 8 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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Anniversary/ Has way to many sylla-/ Just forget it, man by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
09 Apr 2026
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Today just so happens to be the 10 year anniversary of the defeat of Nero and the battle against Python.
ToApril 2026 Day 8: Anniversary
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- Part 7 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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'I'm not even going to try to write a haiku about today' -Leo by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
08 Apr 2026
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I ask you this, what is the worst time of the year...if you said summer, you'd be correct.
ToApril 2026 Day 7: Beneath the Surface
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- Part 6 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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Call me Will Solace/ because that's my name and this/ has 5 syllables by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, The Nico di Angelo Adventures - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
08 Apr 2026
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After the descent out of Tartarus, Will was surprised when a godly visitor suddenly appeared out of the blue.
Day 6: Reunion
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- Part 5 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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Here on a big yacht/ Here with all 4 of my friends/ Sorry, I meant 3 by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
06 Apr 2026
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In another universe, instead of offering to kill himself, what if Lester offered something else instead...
(This story isn't sexual. I realize the summary makes it seem like it, but it's just ominous foreshadowing)
Day 5: Desperate Gamble
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- Part 4 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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Call me walking Dead/ Except you're the one who's dead/ Blew up some walls, yo. by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
04 Apr 2026
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Apollo doesn't hold on long enough in The Tyrant's Tomb for Diana to come and becomes a very evil, very traumatized Zombie boy.
I've given up on sumaries, all of mine are crap anyway
Day 4: Butterfly Affect/ In Another Life
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- Part 3 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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Number One Dad here/ Never Slap, Zap, or Hit them/ My Dad could never by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
03 Apr 2026
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A while ago, me and Will made it our mission to try our best to watch House together and try to guess it before the doctors on the show did (I recommend highly). I'm sure absolutely no plot convenient flash backs will happen!
Day 2: Healing is Breaking (The cycle)
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- Part 2 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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There is no ceiling/ I guess I'm just gullible/ Little Caesars by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
02 Apr 2026
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Does anyone have siblings? If you do than you know the painstaking universal experience of your sibling doing something like eating your last french fry, or having them trick you into watching their hunters for them, or gods above worst of all...them asking to...eugh...borrow your phone charger.
Ugh, just thinking about it makes me sick.
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- Part 1 of Jason tries his best to do ToApril 2026
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When life gives you treats/ Apples take them away, dam/ Get Antarctica 'ed! by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
11 Nov 2025
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I've never really understood Halloween.
Kids go around in costumes for the fun of it, going to houses and requesting candy in order to satiate their hunger for destruction. 1, as a father, that sounds like something kids would do, 2, that's so far out of my comfort zone I circled back into it. (That's a horrible metaphor)
But it's not like I had anything else planned that day, and Leo's offering of Bacon was much appreciated to get my attention.
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I take a god to the dentist and attempt aggravated assault. by Calluseum
Fandoms: The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
05 Sep 2025
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The thing about gods is that they don't exactly have hygiene. No showers, no toilets, or any anything else your mom used to scold you about. So when you take a god, plop him into the world as 16 year old with no mortal mother to tell him to wear...say deodorant. (And no Lester, you cannot magically make your pits stink less). He's going to be petty and never take A SHOWER! Or brush his teeth. Which is how I ended up with a hammer in my hands, a girlfriend obsessed with donuts, and a traumatized 16 year old, high on toothpaste.
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