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Arthur could see his father glaring down - face red and eyes narrowed as he looked at Merlin with clear distaste.
"Once this over, sorcerer...I’ll burn you."
"You’ve already tried that," Merlin’s voice answered and Arthur had to bite his fist to keep from making any noise. “You need to accept you can’t kill me… Hand me that blanket, please.”
“I’m sure there must be some method… Beheading?”
“No, we tried that.”
“Hanging?”
“I just sort of... Swung there, remember?”
There was another pause.
“I should have made you keep that dragon below the castle so I could feed you to it.”
“Kilgharrah? He won’t eat me, but if you want to torture me than making me listen to his nonsense for an hour might do it.” Merlin said and there was a soft sigh from the other end of the room. “I’m glad you agreed to help me though. Usually I have to do the grunt work of saving Arthur myself.”
“I can’t wait to kill you.”
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Uther finds out about Merlin’s magic, but can’t seem to kill him. Merlin is just trying to protect Arthur. They become a begrudgingly effective duo. Arthur doesn't understand why they think he isn't noticing this.
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11 May 2026
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The Gang's All Here by Selective_attention
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 Apr 2026
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HARRIS: Triple B?
CAITLIN: Boring
CASSIE: Bummer
LISA: BIG FAT ASS
More Real Housewives shenanigans
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- Part 3 of What is a RHOO?
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10 May 2026
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Real Housewives of Ottawa by Selective_attention
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Mar 2026
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After deciding to be less intense about guarding their relationship, Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat.
SELENA: Don't tell Nick I said that
CASSIE: This is the super secret wag space nothing leaves this chat without express permission 🤞
LISA: 🤞
CAITLIN: 🤞🤞
NICOLE: Sisterhood of the traveling puck 🤞
JANE: 🤞
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it's not gay if it's ur bro! by persimmon_tea
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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cens and censibility @ottawagirly
is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or????????Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?
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- Part 4 of hr social media fics
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10 May 2026
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a one man advice column by itspeterlosingwendy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Feb 2026
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[Tweet] @EvanDykstraOfficial: If hypothetically someone needed to get gum out of their toddler’s hair before their wife gets home, how would one do this? Asking for a friend
[Tweet] @roz81: use olive oil. rub into gum. ta da gum gone
[Tweet] @hazyhayes: Get a lot of gum stuck in your hairdo, Roz?
[Tweet] @roz81: no but holmberg does not know how to spit gum out before napping on plane
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or, a childless Ilya Rozanov is somehow the go to guy for everyone's parenting advice needs
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- Part 5 of ilya rozanov: earning his #1 papa mug
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10 May 2026