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Zoro comes across a personal ad written by the ship’s lovelorn cook. He decides to pose as the ideal woman to reply, but his pursuit of entertainment is met with more than he expects.
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08 Aug 2026
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“You have to get used to this, cook.” Zoro’s breath tickles his left ear. “So no one can use it against you.”
Sanji’s breathing shallowly, waiting to be pushed away. Zoro’s chest is so, so warm. “How would I get used to it? Who’s gonna—”
“Who’s gonna what?”
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Sanji is so touch starved it's a liability. Zoro, like any good nakama, decides to help him out.
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07 Aug 2026
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Whoever invented Stacy’s Mom has never had the experience of Zoro’s Professor. And if this was his incentive to come to class every time, then it’s definitely working.
Unstoppable force meets immovable object. When Zoro has to take alternative classes in order to progress with his college degree, he takes the class of the charming — and a little bit too hot, Dr. Sanji Blackleg. Now, if only the professor would give him a chance to tap that. Zoro is not a quitter, by no means, and is very much determined to make a MILF out of his older professor.
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07 Aug 2026
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19z/40s. Nineteen and struggling, Zoro contacts a random number that he finds in the restroom of a local bar. How he becomes a sugar baby to a faceless sugar daddy, though, is a different thing entirely.
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07 Aug 2026
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The cook told him to kill him if he's not himself anymore. Zoro keeps an eye out for when it happens. He knows what he's looking for, and he'll know when it happens.
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05 Aug 2026