Cantripconundrum
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You'd Have to Stop the World Just to Stop the Feeling by Cantripconundrum
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Nov 2024
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After years in an unhappy marriage, a recently divorced Jake can't get his first love out of his head, and seeks to reconnect with his highschool lover.
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Dirk has an idea to spice up their sex life and Jake runs with it. They both have more fun than they thought they would.
These guys just deserve some fluffy, fun sexy times.
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I'm Just Vamping (lol get it?) by Cantripconundrum
Fandoms: Vampire: The Masquerade, Original Work
11 Dec 2022
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Non-chronological snippets about my VTM characters.
Tobi (Vampire): 26 years old, identical twin brother to Ana, ex-boyfriend to Isaac. Locally famous photographer. Rich, depressed, argumentative, and too sexy for his own good.
Ana (Vampire): 26 years old, identical twin sister to Tobi. Owns a small, queer-friendly sex shop in downtown Santa Monica. Confident, playful, and likes to take charge.
Isaac (Human): 27 years old, ex-boyfriend to Tobi. Once got drunk and had a one-night stand with Ana. Didn't even know Tobi had a sister (whoops!) In veterinary school and working long hours as a vet tech. Patient, conflict avoidant, chronically exhausted, hopeless romantic.
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- English
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There are many things Dirk Strider hates about living in New York City- the weather, the noise, annoying people on the subway to name a few. The more time he spends with his new next door neighbor, a musician named John, the more he will have to accept (albeit reluctantly) that not everything about this city is so bad.
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Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away…
Ugh, no. Tacky. That’s so fucking cliche. Try again.
This is the story of how I died.
Actually, that’s even worse. Fuck it. This is your story. If f you want to be cliché you will be cliché thank you very much. Starting over.Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, a king and queen mourned for the loss of their firstborn.
A Tangled AU no one asked for, but I wanted. Has this been done before? Probably. This one's for me, y'all. Play with me in this space I'm creating.
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Dave is a movie director, Karkat is a movie critic, Dave is married to Jade, Dave is cheating on Jade with Karkat, also Dave is a mess and won't stop doing cocaine. Basically.
Title from Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales by Car Seat Headrest
Bookmarked by Cantripconundrum
10 Nov 2024
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In light of his Grandmother's unfortunate passing, Jake English is feeling stressed, overwhelmed, and even more impulsive than usual. The perfect time to start a romance with a minor deity, right? A measly stretch of ocean does nothing to stop him from visiting the elegant, marble-white oracle Dirk on his lonely lavender island. And maybe plotting to steal him away, too.
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- English
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- 54,285
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by Cantripconundrum
28 Dec 2023
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You’re quite possibly the last remaining selkie in the world and you just went and did the worst thing you ever could have done.
You lost your sealskin.
Good thing a handsome stranger is there to come to your aid.
Bookmarked by Cantripconundrum
07 Oct 2023
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In which Karkat works at Hollywood Video and falls in love too easily. Bad movies are watched. Jelly donuts are eaten. Roommates do damage control.
Bookmarked by Cantripconundrum
30 Dec 2022
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Yeah, you know this dickhead. You've never met him, never spoken to him, but you really, really, really fucking hate this guy. For entirely childish reasons that are his fault simply by virtue of existing.
John Egbert is Dave Strider's best friend.
Too bad his eyes are this amazing, really blue color. Damn it.
Series
- Part 1 of Young Folks verse
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- English
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Bookmarked by Cantripconundrum
19 Nov 2022