Capulet
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Have you heard of the fae folk? If you give them your name they gain power over you.
No? Probably because they don't need to ask for it these days.
You give your name to Google and they take it.
When a fae offers you food, do not eat it or you will be indebted to them.
You didn't? But you accepted cookies from websites, did you not?
The fae have adjusted to the modern world.
And the Sugar Plum Fairy sets out to take over the market.- Words:
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Would Lesbianism Have Saved Misa Amane? by catboy_mettaton
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
20 May 2025
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Light is a woman. Misa loves Light. But Misa loves Light specifically because she's Kira. Right?
(Or: In which we answer the ultimate question of whether estrogen saves Light from the warehouse)
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- Part 5 of Transgender Note
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06 Jan 2026
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Sharing heats and ruts is nothing but convenience for Zoro and Sanji. Two times a year they fuck like animals and then go their separate ways. Even if separate ways is just down the hall. It works for them. That's what they tell themselves anyway.
Then a poorly timed heat makes a mess of everything.
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08 Sep 2025
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In which Zoro's wingman comes home from self-imposed exile, and celebrates by bringing him a treat they've both wanted for ages.
(The treat is a very pent-up Law.)
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17 Aug 2025
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In another life, Orochimaru never leaves Konoha, opting to remain within the village that equally reveres and reviles him. Fighting a bitter battle against forces within the village that are more influential and well-positioned, he finds himself gifted with one last shining opportunity: three children, a team of genin, handed to him because Konoha has no better choice. Orochimaru agrees to become a jounin-sensei for the first and the last time, taking on the next generation's Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, and Uzumaki Naruto.
[ A gradual exploration of the author's very liberal Naruto headcanon, with a good!Orochimaru (well, sorta good) who eventually becomes the Godaime Hokage. Lots of chakra theory, cool jutsu, in-depth backstories, character development, political intrigue, and den mother Orochimaru feels! Also featuring: BAMF baby Team 7! Be prepared to suspend your disbelief; this will be another one of my long-running intense worldbuilding AUs. Let's go have fun! ]
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18 Jul 2025
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11 Jul 2025