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Would Lesbianism Have Saved Misa Amane? by catboy_mettaton
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
20 May 2025
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Light is a woman. Misa loves Light. But Misa loves Light specifically because she's Kira. Right?
(Or: In which we answer the ultimate question of whether estrogen saves Light from the warehouse)
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- Part 5 of Transgender Note
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06 Jan 2026
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Sharing heats and ruts is nothing but convenience for Zoro and Sanji. Two times a year they fuck like animals and then go their separate ways. Even if separate ways is just down the hall. It works for them. That's what they tell themselves anyway.
Then a poorly timed heat makes a mess of everything.
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08 Sep 2025
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In which Zoro's wingman comes home from self-imposed exile, and celebrates by bringing him a treat they've both wanted for ages.
(The treat is a very pent-up Law.)
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17 Aug 2025
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In another life, Orochimaru never leaves Konoha, opting to remain within the village that equally reveres and reviles him. Fighting a bitter battle against forces within the village that are more influential and well-positioned, he finds himself gifted with one last shining opportunity: three children, a team of genin, handed to him because Konoha has no better choice. Orochimaru agrees to become a jounin-sensei for the first and the last time, taking on the next generation's Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, and Uzumaki Naruto.
[ A gradual exploration of the author's very liberal Naruto headcanon, with a good!Orochimaru (well, sorta good) who eventually becomes the Godaime Hokage. Lots of chakra theory, cool jutsu, in-depth backstories, character development, political intrigue, and den mother Orochimaru feels! Also featuring: BAMF baby Team 7! Be prepared to suspend your disbelief; this will be another one of my long-running intense worldbuilding AUs. Let's go have fun! ]
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- 239,216
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- 48/?
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18 Jul 2025
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11 Jul 2025
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“Will you come watch the Free Skate as well?” Itachi asks.
And look, Kisame doesn’t know what the fuck a Free Skate is but, “If I haven’t been castrated by then, yeah.”
The words have barely left his mouth and he’s already wincing. Why does he say things without his brain’s permission? Why is he always looking like an absolute moron in front of the unfairly beautiful figure skater?
A small huff cuts through Kisame’s self-recriminations and he looks up cautiously.
Itachi’s eyes spark with genuine amusement, his mouth curved into a smirk. “That would be a shame.” He sighs faintly, almost inaudible. “And then what would I do with you?”
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26 Jun 2025
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draculemihawk: And how should I prove it?
"Well," Buggy’s smug, "If this were the real Dracule Mihawk, she'd give me a way better tip than thirty bucks." People are defending her in the chat against the Mihawk impersonator but when the "cha-ching" of the tip notification dings through her studio, everyone stops talking and Buggy stops breathing.
draculemihawk tipped $3,000
draculemihawk: Buy yourself something nice. I don’t usually like rewarding bad behavior, but the look on your face is making me reconsider.**
Amateur camgirl Buggy the Clown is scrambling for a golden ticket to fame after her recent rent increase threatens to upend her comfortable lifestyle.It’s not as she busts her ass incorporating acrobatics into her cam routine that she goes viral. A fan records and posts a clip from her stream on Twitter, the part where she jokingly issues a challenge to prolific pornstar veterans, Sir Crocodile and Dracule Mihawk.
It's not the first time her big mouth has gotten her in trouble, but with hashtag wars, memes, and more followers she knows what to do with, Buggy thinks she might be in too deep. And when Kuja Studios reaches out with a filming opportunity, she knows she is.
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- 4/4
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01 Jun 2025
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Silent Wars - Greek Mythology Modern AU by Mer_acle
Fandom Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
04 Feb 2026
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13 May 2025
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Left with only three other crew mates, it’s a ready expectation that Sanji will start fawning all over Robin in his usual obnoxious way. However, that’s not what happens. Instead, looking wild around the eyes in a way only someone who knows him well would recognize, the cook doesn’t break stride until he’s firmly within Zoro’s orbit and can wrap both hands around his upper arm, clinging tight.
“Hi, darling,” he chirps, his expression desperately conveying that Zoro needs to play along under pain of death. “Did you miss me?”
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06 Apr 2025
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“What the hell is your name, anyway?”
Sanji wants to plug his ears. He doesn’t want to hear it. He wants to go back and live in willful ignorance of the fact that somehow he has to deal with three of them, not just one.
“Roronoa Zoro,” says Zoro, the third damn Zoro Sanji’s seen that day. “World’s Greatest Swordsman.”
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19 Mar 2025
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In which Smoker runs into Law just after he's named a Warlord, then spends the next year making a lot of very questionable decisions that might just lead to one good outcome, if either of them can get their heads out of their asses long enough.
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14 Feb 2025
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ANBU Commander Izuna returns from a mission only to… get lovingly bent over the Hokage’s desk?! Wait, what’s the Hokage’s brother—who also happens to be his secret crush—doing here?
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13 Oct 2024
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Rock Lee’s one rule is: stop going home with Sabaku no Gaara. Yes, he occupies Lee’s every thought, but falling into bed with him after every wedding must stop! But when Lee sees a new side to the Kazekage, he decides that some self-rules are made to be broken.
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30 Sep 2024
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Once in a blue moon, Tobirama ends up in the middle, but it’s got to be a special occasion. Like Madara’s (belated) Birthday.
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12 Sep 2024
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Black Hole Heart by LadyNyxRavus for samfu
Fandoms: Naruto, Venom (Movie 2018), Venom (Comics)
12 Sep 2022
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By all accounts, Sakura is dead for the first five minutes of her life.
Yet, she continues. If she occasionally has too many, too sharp teeth then that's their business.
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07 Jul 2024
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terrifyingly strong team seven? heck, yeah! and symbiote sakura is so good. also, root. in a good way. and found family, which is the best kind of family.
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Tragically, when it came to looks, Madara was exactly Tobirama’s type.
Thank gods for the Transformation Jutsu. Discretely getting laid was the perfect distraction from his ill-advised crush.
Now if only he—she—could figure out why her casual hook-up’s grin looked vaguely familiar…
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05 Jul 2024
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Standing in the centre of the room, bare but for the restraints holding his arms aloft, Tobirama made for a lovely sight. Madara made sure to memorise it. Behind his lover, an identical man did the same.
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05 Jul 2024
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It was a day like any other when Tobirama looked at Madara and thought: I love this man.
The revelation was sudden—except for all the ways in which it wasn’t. He’d been falling for a while now, slow and easy and inevitable, and some part of him had known that.
Determined to keep and be kept, Tobirama embarked on a slow, subtle courtship.
It went well… until Madara clued in.
Then it went fantastically.
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28 Jun 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
The absolute best. Good storytelling, good smut, good feels. hilarious author's notes, which i live for.
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I've read a fic, where Iruka and Anko were in one team. As a result I can't stop thinking that Iruka was Orochimaru's student. WOW
WowIt's not actually a story. It's just random ideas and funny (and fluffy) situations around Iruka, Orochimaru, Kakashi and other Naruto characters.
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22 Jun 2024
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“Naruto is a person with a name,” Iruka snapped, already way past the limit of his patience for the day. Funny, how he could spend all day with small children, but a single council meeting wore him down to the bone. “Use it.”
“Hmm.”
For a long second, Iruka thought that he was about to die. And then Hatake’s eye curled in a friendly crinkle, an approximation of a smile.
“You’ll do,” Hatake said.*** 5 times Kakashi & Iruka tried to be a normal family for Naruto + 1 time they were a full on ninja family ***
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- 21,957
- Chapters:
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20 Jun 2024