Caspietal
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"We-we'd hate for you to miss out on your P-P-Prime b-benefits" Jeff stutters out, looking at the floor.
"What do you really want, Jeffrey?" I say. I bend down over him and tilt his head up. "Look daddy in the eye when he's talking, okay?"
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Jeff Bezos is being a dirty little bitch and needs to be punished.
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The friend from work by laughingpineapple for Beatrice_Sank
Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990)
24 Feb 2024
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[REDACTED] times Lucy Brennan [REDACTED] and [STRONG INTERFERENCE, LIKE WIND AGAINST WAVES]
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29 Sep 2025
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Naomi snuck up behind her. She slipped her cold hands under Tabitha’s tank top and her chin over her shoulder. Tabitha yelped, sloshed wine over her front, then wailed with joy, twirled in Naomi’s grip, hugged her tight.
“You’re getting me wet!” Naomi yelled into her ear.
“What else is new!” Tabitha replied.
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23 Jun 2025
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Jerry brings back a virus from a vacation which leads everyone working for the Parks Department and other areas of city hall to quarantine at the Pawnee Super Suites. Leslie discovers the walls are paper thin and that Ben Wyatt is her neighbor. || Canon Divergence sometime after Andy and April's wedding and Road Trip, in the time of now... confusing? Maybe! Enjoy the pining and smut.
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20 Jun 2025
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He loved her with every piece of his soul, every beat of his heart, every ounce of oxygen in his lungs. And he wouldn’t trade that for anything. Single Parent AU.
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- Part 1 of The Art of Sacrifice Universe
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30 May 2025
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Set shortly after Leslie and Ben break up.
Flu season has rolled around again and Leslie finds herself back in the hospital. Ben shows up for a visit and suggests they take just one night to pretend the break up never happened.
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23 Apr 2025