Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
-
Where, Why, and Howclair? by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
12 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
This is Who, What, and Wenclair’s filthy older sister, the one not invited to family events. She has all of the inappropriate Wenclair drabbles that didn’t just toe the line of innuendo; they tripped over it and fell face first into the debatably sexy gutter.
Contains: Excessive(ly) bad puns, implied intercourse without recourse, the occasional gender-swap, outcast sexual education, Wednesday being a total brat, Enid putting said brat in her place, cruelly teasing Bianca, Yoko’s bad advice, and more.
Updates will be daily-ish until the backlog is empty.The backlog is officially empty, so updates will now be whenever inspiration assaults me in some grimy alleyway.Series
- Part 3 of Who, What, and Wenclair
-
Who, What, and Wenclair (2026) by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
12 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
Welcome to the inedibly incorrect (and occasionally inappropriate) Wenclair for 2026. Expect a daily dose of inane humor, with a little something extra on Sundays and Wednesdays.
Contents include bountifully bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday being idiots in love, Agnes’ meddling as their pseudo-daughter, Bianca’s continued exasperation, and more.
Note: Sundays are a compilation of 5 shorts.
Series
- Part 4 of Who, What, and Wenclair
-
Tags
Summary
Marinette Dupain-Cheng had expected her birthday to officially be over once the party died down and everyone went home. Late at night on her balcony, Tikki asked to talk to her about a special gift, which will turn her life completely upside down! The Power of Creation, as it turns out, also involves the most creative process of all, and now Marinette is free to partake in it as much as she could ever desire! Follow her as she adjusts to the new normal of a world which accepts her no matter what she does, and refuses to bat an eye at the antics of a horny teenager! Friends, classmates, parents, teachers, supervillains, and a catboy in dark leather are all more than happy to help her let loose and enjoy Tikki's birthday present to the fullest!
Or: A Free Use fic in which the girl gets the power to do so, because reading about the millionth male protagonist sticking his dick into everything that moves is boring as fuck. Inspired by Is Freedom Not a Miracle, due to it's similar concept and emphasis on consensual use only.
-
Tags
Summary
“This is Nagaina!” Miss Granger introduced the snake excitedly. “She’s three years old!” Suddenly the girl started hissing at the snake and the thing rose up to look her in the eye before it hissed back. Minerva wasn’t able to suppress her flinch and shiver of fear at the sound.
or Hermione's a Parselmouth
Series
- Part 2 of HP Stuff
