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If You Don't Know How to Blow, Blow for Me by trufflehargau
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
26 Mar 2023
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Xie Lian’s eyes flicked halfway up the length of San Lang’s body, sitting rather stiffly on the sofa. He looked kind of awkward, to be honest. Then again, awkwardness was probably a bit of a given when you were sex-coaching the flatmate you’d only known for two weeks.
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Or: Jun Wu has dumped Xie Lian for being bad in bed. Desperate to get him back, Xie Lian asks his new flatmate to be his sex-coach. His new flatmate surprisingly says yes.
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20 Jan 2026
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With an impending wedding dangling over his head like a blade, Xie Lian resorts to doing what he’s been most adept to his whole life: study.
Unlike during his college years, though, this time studying takes the form of a subscription to an adult streaming channel. The name of its host is evocative enough to put his embarrassment to silence: Hua Cheng.
orTo save his family from bankrupcy Xie Lian accepts an arranged marriage to Jun Wu. Since his future husband makes it clear that he expect their marriage to not only be an agreement on paper, Xie Lain decides to make up for his inexperience in bed by watching some adult streams by a famous camboy, Hua Cheng.
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- Part 4 of Threadfics that cultivated an AO3 form
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12 Jan 2026
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Who Do I Think I Am? by GabzJones
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
09 Jan 2026
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"It's not that, it's just… San Lang's class has the viewing for their portfolios that day. It's really important, and I said I'd go for emotional support. You could come, too." Xie Lian explained.
Shi Qingxuan sighed dramatically, "That's sweet, but I don't need to spend the evening being a third wheel while you make doe eyes at your new boyfriend."
Xie Lian stumbled, taken off guard by such an accusation, "What?" He laughed, shaking his head, "Friend. He's my friend."
"Yeah, for now," Shi Qingxuan appeared oblivious to Xie Lian's shock, doubling down, "When are you going to ask him out, anyway? Or are you hoping he'll make the first move? Because I totally understand wanting him to ask you, but sometimes you just have to risk the rejection to get what you want."
"Qingxuan," Xie Lian said their name sternly, hoping to make them stop before they made this any more awkward than it already was, "I'm straight, okay?"
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The one where Xie Lian learns some things about his sexuality
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10 Jan 2026
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To My Biggest Fan, My Beloved San Lang by ByTheBi for kate_master
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Dec 2025
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Given that this is a meet-and-greet for the C-pop group Divine, it shouldn't come as a surprise that Xie Lian's biggest fan is waiting on line to meet him.
It is a little strange, however, that said biggest fan happens to be a fellow idol and member of rival group Calamitous.
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29 Dec 2025
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Paw Prints to my Heart by yunster
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jan 2023
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“You must be as stupid as you look,” he drawls, carefully petting the animal in his lap. It is soft.
“My Lord?! –”
Hua Cheng lifts one delicate finger.
“It’s no raccoon. This is a ferret, anyone can see that.”
A second one joins the first one.
“It has no pockets, it can’t have stolen much.”
A third.
“With a body this small, it can’t have done much damage to your stalls, maybe you should build them more sturdy than foil palaces?”
And a fourth finger and now his voice gets icy.
“Who the fuck are you to demand anything from me?”Or: Xie Lian gets into a well meaning neighbours way. In the end there's nothing to worry about, though.
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- Part 4 of Of all the possible ways we could've met
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28 Dec 2025