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The Quiet Lover's Respite by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Feb 2026
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These things should only happen to Shen Qingqiu! Why is he getting wife plotted?! Shang Qinghua is not a wife! He only wishes he was one, to a certain ice demon. But that ship has sailed, there's no possible way that Mobei-Jun loves him, is there?
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16 Feb 2026
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Beloved by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2026
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After getting kidnapped and nursed back to health by a human, Mobei-jun has come to the unfortunate conclusion he has been conned into a marriage. In the human's defense, he did repeatedly ask for his consent or what Mobei-jun is willing to presume was a request for consent. Oddly courteous behavior for a bridenapping.
"A beverage was shared, along with hair combing prior? This mentor is loathe to confirm, but it does sound as if that human is now your wife."
"Wife." Mobei-jun presumed the human preferred him to be the wife from the near constant feminine pronouns he kept using in reference to this prince. "Not husband."
The old man shook his head. "Humans prefer their wives to be servile and submissive. They are a peculiar sort."
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[Summary: Shang Qinghua is really bad at speaking Ice Demon Language, and Mobei-jun is even worse at speaking Human. It doesn't help that no one in the North actually understands how human weddings work. Fortunately for the squishy human, Mobei-jun is reluctantly charmed by how weird and sweet his new wife is.]- Language:
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16 Feb 2026
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good things don't learn from themselves by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jan 2026
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Shang Qinghua let out a long, shaky breath. “Right. Okay. Sure. No problem. I can work with that. That’s fine.” He shifted the baby in his arms, looking down at the tiny, squirming face, the damp lashes clinging together. “You hear that? As long as you make it to the sect, everything’s good. Easy quest conditions. No trauma required.”
Luo Binghe made a faint snuffling sound, unimpressed.
Shang Qinghua’s smile collapsed almost instantly. “Oh, gods, what am I saying?” He scrubbed a hand over his face, leaving another smear of drying blood. “I’m not qualified for this! I can barely keep myself alive half the time! You need—uh—you need a responsible, kindhearted woman from a humble background with good soup-making skills, not a chronically overworked peak lord-slash-spy!”
The baby responded by making a small, gurgling noise that sounded alarmingly like agreement.
“Don’t sass me,” Shang Qinghua muttered. “You’re, like, twelve minutes old.”
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Just another fic where Shang Qinghua ruins canon and gains a son.
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14 Feb 2026
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Uncle Bilbo Is Not Going On Your Adventure by Erisah_Mae
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Jan 2015
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Gandalf assumes that he is going to be able to bully Bilbo into coming along on the quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume... Bilbo's not going, and nothing Gandalf can say is going to change his mind.
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13 Feb 2026
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Crocodile Tears by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Mar 2022
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A ragged sob bursts from his mouth; the sound opens a pit in Liu Qingge’s stomach.
He thought he knew what his shixiong’s cries sounded like; Shang Qinghua has always been loud, even in the way he tries to take up as little space as possible, stammering and waving his hands about.
But now Liu Qingge is seeing beneath the mask of drama and wailing, he learns that the real tears are silent.
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- Part 2 of Feelings are harder than politics
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10 Feb 2026