Catastrophic_Mastermind



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    An aspiring evil inventor attempts to kidnap the best inventors in the tri-state-area. So he kidnaps Doofenshmirtz, then he makes a mistake and also accidentally kidnaps Perry.
    They will have to work together to escape and find their way back home, but a lot can happen on the long drive back to Danville.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Lucifer had always sworn he'd hang himself before he got married again.

    It wasn't exactly that his marriage to Lilith had been bad. There had been ups and downs, good times and bad – and really, the divorce didn't even involve that much paperwork.

    When you pretty much were the law, all you needed to do was declare something – and it would be true.

    No, the main reason he'd never considered it was because... because it would have meant he'd found a person he could see spending centuries with, who he was willing to open up his heart to and hope they wouldn't end up dropping it, letting it shatter on the tiles.

    Seriously – whoever would have thought that he'd – he'd end up falling in love with a sinner?

     

    Again?

     

     

    (Or; Five times Alastor said no and one time he didn't)

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    26 Jan 2026

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    06 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    Throughout their nemesis-ship, there were five times Heinz realized that he loved Perry, only to convince himself that he shouldn't. At the same time, there were five times Perry realized that he loved Heinz, only to remind himself that he couldn't.

    This is a story of misinterpretation and miscommunication, of love trapped inside definitions they were too scared to break… and the one time they finally did.

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    02 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    Struggling to come to terms with Asmodeus's role in Blitz's trial, Fizzarolli turns up on Blitz's doorstep looking for support. He gets it, and an unexpected window into his old friend's new life besides.

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    18 Nov 2025