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Can I just call in sick or something?”
Hermione chuckled into her tea. “Call in sick from a binding magical contract? I don’t think so, Harry.”
He wheezed. “A what?”
“Ohh dear.” She said awkwardly. “Well, you’ve agreed to, erm, a magical ceremony. Of sorts. It, it reads your magical signature and determines a list of eligible witches that are best matched to you.”
His stomach sank with every word she said. “And then I, what, have to marry them?”
“Oh no no, don’t worry, not that. But you do have to, erm, date them. The one you choose, from the list.”
"The list. Right."
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27 Dec 2025
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Non-stop Disco by spxdypool (smileyriley31)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Jul 2025
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The laugh Deadpool gives him is mean, and humorless. It’s definitely a laugh Peter has heard before, when Wade slides into Deadpool, but it’s never been directed at Peter – only at the worst of the worst, the true scum on the bottom of Deadpool’s boot. Apparently, that’s where Peter is at now.
And honestly, it’s fucking scary. That cold laugh, the relentless dedication to his craft. Scratch that, it’s terrifying, the predator-like precision, the way he will do anythingto get what he wants. Terrifying, and –
Hot. God, it’s really, really hot.
AKA
Deadpool beats the shit out of Spider-Man, and Peter learns something new about himself.
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22 Nov 2025
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as my fingers tremble, this is what i am by thesnapwasbrutal
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
18 Jul 2025
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“Wade, fuck—” he choked, voice shattering, pitch gone too high and desperate to sound anything like defiance. “Don’t be—don’t be mean—”
Wade leaned in slow. His mouth hovered by Peter’s ear, breath hot and heavy, body still pressed close enough to feel the heat radiating off his skin.
“I’m not, Webs. It’s just that you started this,” he whispered, low and knife-sharp, words slipping under Peter’s skin like a brand. “You’re not getting off with that stupid mask on.” His voice was calm, deceptively soft for how much it made Peter’s cock throb. “I want to see your face.”
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- Part 3 of spideypool :3
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19 Nov 2025
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You've Gotten Into My Bloodstream by SordidDetailsFollowing
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, spideypool - Fandom
06 Apr 2025
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Wade is gone and Peter is broken.
Deadpool is killing again and Spider-Man is… Different. They’ve fallen out of sync, and it seems like attempting the impossible to try clawing their way back to how it was before.
If they find a way back to each other, will the pieces still fit? Or will the trust between them be too broken to mend?
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Sequel to I Think I Might've Inhaled You.
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- Part 2 of Bloodstream
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14 Oct 2025
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And So We Spiral by DaScribbla
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Captain America: CIvil War (2016)
24 Aug 2017
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Tony Stark knows he should be acting as a mentor, as the responsible adult, the referee. But if he can barely handle his own problems, how can he also juggle Peter Parker's, all the while pretending that he doesn't notice the way the kid looks at him?
He never was much good at following the rules.
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- Part 1 of Spiral
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05 Oct 2025