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    Peter终于成年后,Wade终于做了他想做的事。但第二天早上,他们发现对方的超能力跑到自己身上来了。

    脐橙小车自驾游,搞一搞18岁的虫。

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    Pain ripples across Peter's back, searing through his entire body and forcing his hand off his web. Shit. That wasn’t supposed to happen.

    “Spidey!” Deadpool shouts, but he’s still on the roof the Villain of the Week™︎ had shown up on—there’s nothing he can do.

    Peter’s going to have a killer headache when he wakes up.

    ——

    Or, Spider-Man gets hurt and Deadpool helps him out. And then continues to help him out.

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    TAG:BL、ABO、賤蟲、死侍、蜘蛛人、蜘蛛俠、SPIDEYPOOL、SPIDERPOOL、SPIDER-MAN、SPIDERMAN、DEADPOOL、MARVEL、H、R18

    ★故事簡介★
    這是由一個人見人愛,車見車載的風趣帥哥講述的故事。
    不過也許他帥得有點太過火,
    上帝便在故事開始前,跟他開了個玩笑。
    除此以外,他的人生是沒有什麼大轉變的。
    一樣的談笑風生,一樣的瀟灑不羈,一樣的兩袖清風…
    直至遇見那位令人眼前一亮的年輕小伙子。
    這次,擅長搞砸事情的他會選擇繼續拖垮自己,抑或放手一搏?

    其他CP和更多資訊請看 → 主目錄頁

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    There's cash in front of him, a briefcase full of it, to be more precise. There are also documents strewn over the table, containing all the proof needed to make it easier for Deadpool to accept the contract. There's also a photograph and a name: Peter Parker.

    Or: Deadpool's hired to kill Peter Parker, former CEO of the now bankrupt Parker Industries, and Wade decides he better ask his trusted superhero crush Spider-Man—and Parker's former bodyguard—if his ex-boss really deserves a katana to the chest.

    Things are much more complicated.

    Spider-Man wanted to say something and make sure that corny line wouldn’t be the last one he heard, but his whole body felt like a bruise being pressed down. The man was opening his mouth to let out something evil and abnormally personal against Spider-Man, when a voice came down the dark alley.

    “But the record keeps playing the same old song.” Spider-Man and the bad guy turned their heads to the mouth of the alley. They couldn’t see anyone, but the male voice sang on. “They say aha, aha. Keep your hands off my girl.”

    Peter’s head thumped against the wall. “No. Just… no. Do me a favor, just crush my windpipe."

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    Spider-Man lost his powers? So now he's basically money-less, job-less (being Spider-Man IS a full-time job, yes) and empty inside? On top of all that stress and mess, he has to deal with whatever bull**** Deadpool has in store for him? Give Peter a break, seriously!

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    有轻微血腥暴力描写,存在私设。

    那里曾有人,那里曾无人。*

    「他听到那对凸起眼珠滚动的声音,就像赌场上决定终局的骰子,冰冷无机质的视线形成一张网,扎进他的眼睛,骰子的声音趋向于沉寂,待它们停止时,韦德喉管处的异物感越发强烈,声音失控,喉舌发苦,他转身朝旁边呕吐,尚未消化完的食物残渣混杂着涎水一并涌出来,在地面积起一滩难闻的内容物。他的眼眶发烫,眼睛胀痛,好似滚烫烙铁烤炙血肉般印了上来。」

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    He didn’t even mind Peter being with the Four. Not really.

    Reed was a bore, Ben was endearing, Sue was terrifying in that lovely kind of way that made Wade instinctively behave. But Johnny?

    Johnny fucking Storm?

    OR

    Deadpool discovers his worst nightmare isn’t cosmic incursions or timeline collapses. No, it’s Peter Parker developing a rapport with Marvel’s hottest (literally) himbo. Featuring rooftop angst, flaming jealousy, passive-aggressive back-and-forths, deeply questionable coping mechanisms, and Wade Wilson absolutely not spiraling.

    (He’s fine. Really. Shut up.)

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    essentially peter gives birth to spider eggs after bottoming for the first time in a long while with wade (first time actuallly putting effort into making smut scene, tell me what i do wrong), spider eggs will come soon trust

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    [More tags in the notes. More crucial tags will be added.] [Friendly reminder: English is not my first language.]

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    “What do you want, Wade?"

    “What do I want? Well, Peter, let me tell you what I want right now.”

    Peter sucks in a breath, and, for a change, his expression no longer holds any trace of resentment: he’s staring at Wade biting into his bottom lip, eyes softer and focused.

    “I want to kill my target. I want a taco. And maybe a full night playing Mario Kart. I haven’t played that in… what? Two years? Can you imagine?”

    “We can have that. If you want.”
    --------------------------------------------

    Or: Wade’s been MIA for two years. Johnny’s on a mission to make sure he stays gone. And Peter? Peter might be about to make the worst (or best) mistake of his life.

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    My personal take on the character and dynamic analysis of Deadpool & Spider-Man. Please note:

    while I try to remain neutral in character interpretation, any discussion of their relationship will inevitably be laced with personal bias. This piece is written purely for fun, as groundwork for my own fanfiction. Treat it as a casual meta, nothing too serious.

    Everyone sees a different moon.

    References are drawn from officially published materials. Unless otherwise specified, all content refers to the main universe (Earth-616).

    我用威尔逊先生的沙滩裤和帕克先生的蛛网内裤发誓,这不是一篇论文(素养不够),只是逻辑这样顺一下比较好唠叨:
    第一部分:从一个尽量中立的角度来看待作为拥有独立人格和精神的个体,我所爱的两个角色到底是什么样的人。防止我的逻辑混乱所以稍作总结,分为以下三类:精神构成与性格底色(包含自我认知);道德观念与行动逻辑;亲密关系与表达(这一部分是对情感处理的补充)。
    第二部分:我所认为的死侍与蜘蛛侠的不同,他们之间的张力,又如何将他们的关系转化成同人创作的根基。

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    Eventually, Peter squeezed his eyes shut and laid back down on the mattress, head still pounding. The thought of Wade being back soon soothed him but also brought his eyebrows down together as the venom left a bitter taste on his mouth. Peter really wished he had bitten Wade earlier, if he knew this would happen. He thought he would be… okay with this? Wade had always hinted he wanted him, he had constantly made jokes about Peter biting him and how much Wade would love that. So why did he leave? Why did he run away? Why the hell did he go? Were all of those flirting he did and said were a bunch of bullshit? Peter shook his head in denial and cursed under his breath, letting his worries and anger fill his mind before slowly falling asleep.

    // Feral Spider-Man acting like a spider due to his spider instincts and he is starving after a long day.

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    Дэдпул даёт денег Питеру Паркеру, чтобы тот притворился его заложником, и в итоге Питер вдруг уже раз — и спит с Дэдпулом, лучшим приятелем Человека-Паука. Ну и понеслась.

     

    Полыхание взгляд-вспышка-безумие от идиотов до любовников с опознанием через секс где-то после пятидесятого выпуска комиксного спайдипула и гидра-кэпа.

    (Поскольку канон комиксный, спайдипулам тут сильно за тридцать.)

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    Peter blinked. Tilted his head. Let his eyes trail over Wade’s face, the relaxed mouth, the faint flush in his cheeks from the heat of the kitchen.

    Huh.

    His dumb plan was working.

    Peter’s birthday plan—the one that had felt overly sentimental and a little stupid and had involved three separate grocery store apps and a twelve-hour anxiety loop—was working. Wade was happy. Genuinely. Not joking-through-it happy. Not compensating or deflecting. Just… relaxed.

    Content.

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    After a series of rather unfortunate events, Wade and Peter Parker had a bit of a friendship 'breakup.' However, due to a twisted fate, they both end up at Columbia together— as roommates. To deal with this complicated situation, Peter, as Spiderman, takes comfort in Deadpool, but how long can Spiderman and Deadpool keep their masks on before misunderstandings occur?

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    “Partners,” Deadpool said slowly, clearly relishing the sound of the word. “That’s like meet-the-parents-level commitment.”

    Peter’s stomach turned over. Partners, those two tiny syllables resonating with larger-than-life finality. They sounded like standing on the edge of a cliff, listening to waves breaking against the rocks hundreds of meters below. It’s not real, he reminded himself. It’s only observation. Really, really up close observation, but observation nonetheless.

     

    Or, Peter’s reconnaissance mission doesn’t go exactly as planned.

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    “Wade, fuck—” he choked, voice shattering, pitch gone too high and desperate to sound anything like defiance. “Don’t be—don’t be mean—”

    Wade leaned in slow. His mouth hovered by Peter’s ear, breath hot and heavy, body still pressed close enough to feel the heat radiating off his skin.

    “I’m not, Webs. It’s just that you started this,” he whispered, low and knife-sharp, words slipping under Peter’s skin like a brand. “You’re not getting off with that stupid mask on.” His voice was calm, deceptively soft for how much it made Peter’s cock throb. “I want to see your face.”

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    Peter and Wade are nearly defeated by the cities monster-of-the-week, when a flash of blue and red darted through the sky.

    Superman to the rescue - especially when Peter goes down hard.

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    “Hey, Petey-Pie?” Wade asked, tone sugar-laced, butter-warm, and instantly suspect. “You remember that fun, not-at-all torturous challenge you gave me a while back?”

    Peter groaned, the sound punched up from deep in his chest. "Yeah… God, don’t remind me... Why?” he asked, trying and failing to sound neutral. Bracing already.

    “I’d like to redeem my one-use Spidey-web coupon now, if ya’ don’t mind,” Wade said, chipper as ever. His tone was light, the cadence casual.

    But the way he stretched his arms behind his head, elbows wide, chest pushed forward just a little, the cocky shift in his hips said everything.

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    After getting asked about him and Deadpool's relationship, Peter does some research and stumbles upon a... not safe for work.... fanfiction. What comes along with it is some feelings that Peter would prefer to ignore. (Until he's forced to)

     

    or

    'Peter finds out what spideypool is'

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    It is a fact that Deadpool adores Spider-Man. So, just like every other fans, he also has his own private account where he writes and posts fanfictions about his hero. Totally normal until Spider-Man found out that not only he is part of the fandom, but also earns money off of it too.

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