Champaulala
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Eijun goggles at the magazine she just shoved into his hands.
"W-Wakana!"
"I know!" she says, beaming.
"That's my soulmate!!"
"I know!!"
"My soulmate plays baseball!!"Series
- Part 1 of The path we walk
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It’s supposed to be simple. Go in, hand over the questionnaires, wait a few minutes, take the answered questionnaires, get the fuck out. Chuuya should have known, with his shitty luck, that nothing’s ever going to be simple for him.
(—the one where Chuuya inadvertently catches the attention of quite possibly the worst serial killer in history, Dazai)
(—police-trainee!Chuuya, inmate!Dazai)[also available in Vietnamese! by Rivière ♥]
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- Part 39 of soukoku AUs
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Chuuya and Dazai are dating, with enough PDA to make one vomit rainbows. Both are hiding a huge secret from each other: that they’re assassins.
Turns out they’re working for rival companies too. Turns out they were actually sent to kill each other by their respective companies. Turns out they actually hate each other’s guts and were just pretending to like each other (well, okay, maybe not the last one).
[aka The Fake Dating AU + assassins + crossdressing + shenanigans , because why not]
“T-That’s so s-sweet of you!” Yeah, so sweet that he can just gag. “N-Nobody’s ever told m-me that.” Probably because he’ll kill them dead if they attempt to do so.
“It’s been fifteen hours since we saw each other.”
Chuuya wants to scream: If you’re gonna flirt like that, do it right! It’s been sixteen hours, damn it, not fifteen!Series
- Part 10 of soukoku AUs
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Dazai is infamous for saying ‘yes’ to anyone who asks him out. Even if anyone he dates ends up breaking up with him before the week is over. Because he’s a suicide maniac, because he’s a manipulative asshole, because he’s a piss-poor leech who has a staggering ¥1000 to his name, because of a number of reasons.
Chuuya’s not curious - okay, he sort of maybe is - but he figures one week of stupidity can’t hurt too much.
So he jokingly asks Dazai out. And he starts to regret a lot of things.
[NOW COMPLETE: 11/8/2020]
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- Part 5 of soukoku AUs
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Finally, Chuuya eloquently said, “I don’t want to date you.”
Dazai huffed. “Yeah, well, I’m not too thrilled at the idea of having a crazy rockstar boyfriend. But you got us into this mess, you need to help us get out of it.”
Had Dazai gone insane? Nakahara Chuuya and Dazai Osamu, dating? Had Chuuya not made it clear through the dozens of direct and indirect meetings that he despised Dazai with every fiber in his body.Featuring: drunk tweets, falling in love, horrendous song writing, cheesy interviews, learning how to "fake it," and Chuuya getting over the headache that is Dazai. Not necessarily in that order.