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No Place Like Home by ChaoticSmirk for returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
08 Jan 2023
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Just a small town boy, living in a lonely world, coming home for the holidays.
Corporate big shot Guillermo de la Cruz returns to his small hometown for the holidays and runs into his old high school crush. There are also lots of flannel shirts.
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Back in the cool night air, a few snowflakes were beginning to dust the sidewalk when he noticed a familiar smell wafting through the air. He found himself unconsciously following it, like some sort of ridiculous cartoon character. He couldn’t remember why it smelled so familiar, but it tugged at something so deep in him that it made his chest feel tight with excitement. He just had to know what it was.
The smell lead him a short walk down the street, right to the front door of a small bakery he’d never noticed before.
Memo’s Bakery, read the lit sign out front.
He pushed open the door.
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Guillermo was just beginning to pour the glaze over his latest experimental bake, a batch of Persian love cakes, when the bell at the front jingled, alerting him to a customer’s entry. Shit, he must have forgotten to flip the sign over to “closed” again. He looked up, about to apologetically tell them that they were actually closed for the night, when the words caught in his throat and died before reaching his tongue.
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Death (and rebirth) of A Bachelor by ChaoticSmirk for bigasswritingmagnet (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Nov 2022
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Nandor is selfish. Guillermo is tired of waiting. Derek is a good friend.
After 13 years, Guillermo has finally learned to take what he wants, but he quickly finds out being a vampire isn't anything like what he'd expected.
Post s4 What If fic where Derek actually turns Guillermo and he gets stuck having to deal with his own ghost (who only he can see), figure out his unfinished business and navigate being a new vampire all at the same time.
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A sore throat is never a fun thing, and being unable to talk is even worse; especially if your name is Dean Winchester.
Left behind at the motel to recover while Sam takes care of their case, Dean is soon hit by utter lethargy, and since he can't speak to save his life, he resorts to texting in order to ease his restlessness.
Castiel is of course happy to oblige, and things appear to be going smoothly until auto correct decides to put its sticky fingers all over their conversation...- Language:
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17 May 2025
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They’re in a box, Neal half-straddling Peter, in the basement apartment of a counterfeiter, when Peter starts to buy a clue.
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23 Mar 2025
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Thor. Trevor. Sex pollen.
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27 Feb 2025
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Trevor gets the power to give the ghosts orgasms. Sasappis is the first one he tells.
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- Part 1 of little deaths
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26 Feb 2025
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Minho sits down in front of him, expression still but eyes alight with some kind of flame. He’s beautiful. He’s more beautiful than Jisung remembers. He hasn't seen Minho since that first time, six months ago, across a café lobby. But now Minho is only a few feet away and so gorgeous, face sculpted by God and lips upturned with the smallest of smirks. He’s crazy, Jisung thinks, he’s so fucking crazy. But something inside of him starts to inch its way forward towards the man across the table. Minho's foot bumps Jisung’s underneath, trying to loop its way around his ankle. So quick to touch, to get close, despite.
“Hi,” Minho says, eyes trailing along Jisung’s face and neck unabashedly. He looks hungry. “Jisungie.”
Minho is Jisung's stalker. Jisung is in love with him.
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- Part 1 of the sacrificial lamb
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20 Oct 2024